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How to screw my housemate?!

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maximiliaan
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So, my housemate cheated on his girlfriend for the.... 5th time? and me and the others are pretty sick about it cause his gf is here 2 days a week and we have to be quiet about it even though he fucked someone else that same day.

so what is an original idea to srcew him in a funny way and that would let him know hes really doing something wrong and has to tell his gf?
Jan 28 2015 4:57PM
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cornholio
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give him some roofies, grab some lube and pound away
Jan 28 2015 4:58PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
Let him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.
Jan 28 2015 5:05PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,719
Steal his girl, or mind your own business.
Up to you.
Jan 28 2015 5:08PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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the only time this could be a real dilemma is if you've been friends with his girlfriend for a while, then you might feel a responsibility to tell her (which you still shouldn't do)

sounds like the guy is a dipshit anyway, he'll fuck up eventually
Jan 28 2015 5:14PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Bart.ManLet him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.


its super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him
Jan 28 2015 5:31PM
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SupremeDeity
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Put Draino in his ass
Jan 28 2015 5:36PM
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GayWolf420
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maximiliaanits super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him


yeah man, nothing says "just fucking with you, bro" like telling the GF her boyfriend is sleeping around. hilarious prank.
Jan 28 2015 5:41PM
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AT-AT
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How to screw him..... Have you tried asking politely?
Jan 28 2015 5:42PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Pics of the girl are needed. A proper way to fuck with him cannot be determined without this key piece of the puzzle.
Jan 28 2015 5:44PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
put hair remover in his shampoo
Jan 28 2015 5:46PM
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RICK_ROSS
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JOYSTICK*Steal his girl, or mind your own business.
Up to you.


Really tho, he's not cheating on you. So why you upset?
Jan 28 2015 5:52PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Call a planned parenthood. Request a STD check up and use her number as the callback number. The goal is to get them to call for a meeting confirmation.

or

Just let it slide. Yeah, he's a dick but it's not really your place to get involved.
Jan 28 2015 5:59PM
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PeppermillReno
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Dude sounds like a player I'd try and be more like him and bang as many chicks as I can. If his GF is ugly as fuck he'll dump her sooner than you think.


Just one word of friendly advice: you are his roommate not one of his bitches tell him to limit the time she is there or pay extra rent or move out. She isn't your roommate.
Jan 28 2015 6:02PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
Tell him she found out(say like someone told her about it, or say she met a girl he slept with and she told her about it or something else believable enough) and say he should probably call her to talk about it.
Jan 28 2015 6:13PM
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Wheat
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,633
came in expecting you to ask to bone your roommate. big let down
Jan 28 2015 6:14PM
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duder227
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I read the title of your thread, looked at the color of your name, and read the first sentence and was super confused at first. but i say just start calling his gf the names of the girls he's fucked when she walks into your house or something, that always turns out fun
Jan 28 2015 6:14PM
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Bart.Man
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maximiliaanits super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him


Just because it's a little uncomfortable for you when an oblivious person is in the room it still isn't ok to fuck with the situation. If you're that uncomfortable with this knowledge, leave the room when she's there. Or get over it and understand that it's their business.
Jan 28 2015 6:19PM
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maximiliaan
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We hang filled condoms above his bed with an personal message, and looked his room with watercups
Jan 28 2015 6:20PM
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GregFlik
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You could do the classics like itching powder, or bucket of water on top of a door he walks through. My favorite classic is to frame them for murder.
Jan 28 2015 6:49PM
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Mr.Huck
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maximiliaanso what is an original idea to srcew him in a funny way


Come home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:
[img]http://www.squeezehorns.com/media/14inch-straight-narrow-squeeze-horn2.jpg/img]
Jan 28 2015 6:57PM
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notspoicey
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inb4 op makes a new thread
"housemate beat the shit out of me, now i'm kicked out and have nowhere to live"
Jan 28 2015 7:07PM
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CliffyByro
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sit and prod him repeatedly until he snaps
Jan 28 2015 7:12PM
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lurking
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Mr.HuckCome home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:
[img]http://www.squeezehorns.com/media/14inch-straight-narrow-squeeze-horn2.jpg/img]


Not only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up
Jan 28 2015 7:20PM
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Mr.Huck
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loganschnurNot only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up


Shit happens. Of course it's fucked. That was kind of the whole idea.

Jan 28 2015 7:33PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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loganschnurNot only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up


You also fucked up spelling embed.
Jan 28 2015 7:33PM
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lurking
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Kooky_LukeyYou also fucked up spelling embed.


And your apparently
Jan 28 2015 7:36PM
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Mr.Huck
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loganschnurAnd your apparently


Tempted to sig this. It's so bad; it's good. It makes so little sense that you must be a genius from another dimension.
Jan 28 2015 7:43PM
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soulskier
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So let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama
Jan 28 2015 7:54PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Fuck his girlfriend, then murder her and put her head in his toilet. He'll die laughing.
Jan 28 2015 8:33PM
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Daski
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Go through his furniture and take out every screw, then reassemble without the screws. Whenever he goes to do anything, get in bed, open a drawer, etc. the furniture will fall apart
Jan 28 2015 8:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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soulskierSo let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama


Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Jan 28 2015 9:01PM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Take it from the Sugarhill Gang:

Everybody go, hotel Motel Holiday Inn
Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend
Jan 28 2015 9:37PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Get a life size cutout of his girlfriend made, wait until he is fucking some other chick and then put it on the outside of the door open it mid sesh and see how he reacts.
Jan 28 2015 9:45PM
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katrina
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buttered floor
Jan 28 2015 9:47PM
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CluckaChuck
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Sounds like you and your roommates need to do a little thing called growing the fuck up.
Jan 28 2015 10:15PM
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theabortionator
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JOYSTICK*Steal his girl, or mind your own business.
Up to you.


Pretty much this.

Over all these "What can I do to screw with my roommate hurrr hurrrr hurrr" threads
Jan 29 2015 1:00AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
theabortionatorPretty much this.

Over all these "What can I do to screw with my roommate hurrr hurrrr hurrr" threads


They're probably over you too
Jan 29 2015 1:04AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Katrinabuttered floor


Top shelf thinking
Jan 29 2015 9:00AM
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coolflash8
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poke holes in his condoms
Jan 29 2015 10:59AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
The foreign underwear under the bed trick?
Record sex tape
give out housemate's phone number

depends how far u wanna take it. He might kill you if you spill the beans...I would not do anything and mind my own business and wait until his gf finds out on her own.
Jan 29 2015 12:59PM
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onLINE
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Sounds like he likes girls, but maybe if you bend over he will screw you?
Jan 29 2015 1:20PM
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Wampire
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have a threesome with his dad and his girlfriend
Jan 29 2015 3:14PM
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Big_Spence
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my threads for pictures. plz deliver so we can make an accurate call maxie.
Jan 29 2015 3:50PM
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ANDR01D
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Assumptions:
-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.
-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:
-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:
-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.
Jan 29 2015 4:07PM
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Deezy
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ANDR01DAssumptions:
-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.
-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:
-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:
-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.


nailed it.
Jan 29 2015 4:12PM
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