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Accidentally swiped left on a girl who's top shared interest was newschoolers.com
This morning I decided to finally download tinder against my better judgement.
Having fun browsing through learning how to use the application when finally a girl appears who's picture is them on a pair of skis and I'm thinking to myself "There is a god after all" especially after seeing newschoolers in our shared interests.
Naturally me having almost no clue how to use the application yet, I swipe left foolishly.
After another 10 minutes of swiping, I am beginning to think that she was the only female skier on tinder within 100km of this snow-forsaken southern-Ontario town.
everyone knows when this happens your only solution is to take her distance away from you, draw a big ass circle on a map with that radius around your house, and knock on every god damn door on that circle until you find her.
then you say hello, hit her with that chloroform from inside your jacket, drag her to your car and throw her in the trunk. instant tinder success story + new ski friend for life
everyone knows when this happens your only solution is to take her distance away from you, draw a big ass circle on a map with that radius around your house, and knock on every god damn door on that circle until you find her.
then you say hello, hit her with that chloroform from inside your jacket, drag her to your car and throw her in the trunk. instant tinder success story + new ski friend for life
Sorry that was me, I have an alias as a skier girl who smokes weed on tinder. But if it makes you feel better I probably would've raped you if we had met up
