Replying to Epic Pass Advice

Wind back the clock to November 2014 and I received an email advertising the 2014-15 Epic Pass. I was young(er) and perhaps a little naive and I thought fuck it. I'm not doing anything with my life. I'm going to go some place warm. Where the beer flows like wine. But now, less than 3 months later, it is decision time, and I have no idea what to do.

My trip to the US is to be a thinly veiled attempt at getting a job and relocating. However, it will be mostly roaming around the desert looking for strippers and cocaine.

My question to you, the wise people of NS, is where should I go for my two weeks of skiing in order to get my value out of my Epic Pass? My initial thought is Park City. The main reason being I have never been to Utah before and I could stay in a proper city and get a real feel for life in the US. However, I'm not much of a park skier (I'm not much of a skier at all, really) and I hear it is very touristy. The other option would obviously be somehwere in Colorado. The skiing may be better (at least the epic pass accessible skiing) but I can't really see myself getting the kind of job I want to get in Edwards or East Vail so it might be a pointless excerise in the long run. The third option would be to get a refund on my epic and buy some other form of pass specific to Utah.

tl;dr Spark Notes: 1. Keep Epic Pass, ski PC 2. Keep Epic Pass, ski Colorado 3. Refund Epic Pass, ski Utah ???

Thanks!