Replying to Best idea I've ever had?

Find a lodgepole pine about 40 ft. high next to a creek. Clear the branches and bark from bottom up to about 25 feet. Climb to top of the tree and tie a rope about 100 feet long. Then, build a jump next to the base of the tree. Fell the tree with a skier holding the rope tied to the top pulling the skier toward the tree. The tree will hit the ground and the skier will lip on blind 2 the tree across the river. How sick would this be?