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School ski trip aftermath

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toastyteenagers
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Here are a collection of complaints from gapers about the recent trip:
they gave me the wrong Size boot
how do my feet stay attached to the skis
my skis are broken
this chair is too fast (on the relatively slow chair)
how do I get my boots off

what's some complaints you guys have heard after gaperfest on your local hill
Jan 23 2015 12:26PM
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Dobber
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It hurts when I piss
Jan 23 2015 12:33PM
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Wampire
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Why did dad leave us?
Jan 23 2015 12:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Complaints from gapers? Why are you referring to yourself like that, OP? no need to do on yourself like that.
Jan 23 2015 12:48PM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesComplaints from gapers? Why are you referring to yourself like that, OP? no need to do on yourself like that.


Hey, at least he tells the truth
Jan 23 2015 1:01PM
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yuck
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definitely thought this was gonna be about the UofM frat destroying their hotel on their ski trip.
Jan 23 2015 1:04PM
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assatrailz
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The teacher/chaperones asking why it smells like weed in the back of the bus
Jan 23 2015 9:26PM
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Daski
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Oh god where do i start:
Whats wrong with your boots? (full tilts)
Whys your coat so big?
Why're your pants so big?
Why do your skis go up at both ends? (twin tips)
You can ride backwards?!?!
Jan 24 2015 10:13AM
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Dragonslayer101
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Where do they put the moguls in the summer?



This thread has been made many times, check the searchbar
Jan 24 2015 10:22AM
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CHORIZO
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Youre hoodies a little big

no shit im trying to be thug!
Jan 24 2015 5:49PM
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CHORIZO
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ANUSTARTYoure hoodies a little big


Some gaper also told me i used the wrong your so i drop kicked him in the chest
Jan 24 2015 5:55PM
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duder227
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"do they close the mountain when it snows this hard?"
Jan 24 2015 9:03PM
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FrenchFry
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why do i always go soft?
Jan 24 2015 9:49PM
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000000000000
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yuckdefinitely thought this was gonna be about the UofM frat destroying their hotel on their ski trip.


Video?
Jan 24 2015 10:23PM
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RICK_ROSS
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op's mom doesnt put out enough
Jan 24 2015 10:37PM
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Olimar
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"you know your google strap is supposed to go on the outside of your helmet right?"
Jan 24 2015 10:43PM
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rtl32
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Olimar"you know your google strap is supposed to go on the outside of your helmet right?"


Was told that by a rich racer 12 year old last Thursday. I'm just like :/
Jan 24 2015 11:38PM
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choob
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"why are you fucking my dog?"
Jan 25 2015 4:18PM
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cool_name
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"yes, yes, that feels so good keep going"

more of in the ski hill parking lot then on the hill though, what can i say, op's mom could resit the SWAG of my triple xl hoodie
Jan 25 2015 5:15PM
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Toaster-Tony
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On my high school ski trip (I was indeed a gaper then), shit went down. I went to a catholic high school, uniforms and all, and even had a couple priests tag along for the trip. What was never expected was the countless bottles of booze and special brownies that we smuggled along. After about an hour bus ride and another to get the rentals sorted out amongst the 50 guys in our gym class, people were smashed. I remember seeing a few of my buddies in rentals get so plowed that they forgot to get off the lift and kept going around. Between that and all the drunken yard sales scattered around the hill and sending it off the jump line with no hopes of landing on my feet, I was hooked on skiing.

It was all fun and games until kids started puking on the bus ride home... We were the last group to ever do that field trip. But within a month or two, I bought a pair of twintips and began my life as a park rat.

I don't think this pertains to the thread.
Jan 25 2015 5:43PM
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Gsince93
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ANUSTART



Youre hoodies a little big

no shit im trying to be thug!


Oh yes the Thuggie.... A shameful part of my past haha in grade 8 we started a trend called thuggie Thursday. It got to the point where kids who didn't ski started buying them. It would have been funny if we were joking around, but we weren't. On the bright side it is still pretty comfy....
Jan 25 2015 7:01PM
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Substitute
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Gsince93Oh yes the Thuggie.... A shameful part of my past haha in grade 8 we started a trend called thuggie Thursday. It got to the point where kids who didn't ski started buying them. It would have been funny if we were joking around, but we weren't. On the bright side it is still pretty comfy....


I saw a kid last year wearing one of those. I asked of he was getting married in that dress. He told me to fuck myself... I cried.
Jan 25 2015 7:21PM
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theabortionator
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Olimar"you know your google strap is supposed to go on the outside of your helmet right?"


not if you wanna wear it the cool way
Jan 25 2015 8:01PM
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caucasian_chad
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The people who run the resort and make my vacation possible are homeless dirtbag assholes. It was horrible that they smoked by fire pit that produces as much smoke as 1000 cigarettes.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g45082-d107415-r248811597-Big_Sky_Resort-Big_Sky_Montana.html#REVIEWS
Jan 25 2015 9:29PM
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firecrotch
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DiabeetoOn my high school ski trip (I was indeed a gaper then), shit went down. I went to a catholic high school, uniforms and all, and even had a couple priests tag along for the trip. What was never expected was the countless bottles of booze and special brownies that we smuggled along. After about an hour bus ride and another to get the rentals sorted out amongst the 50 guys in our gym class, people were smashed. I remember seeing a few of my buddies in rentals get so plowed that they forgot to get off the lift and kept going around. Between that and all the drunken yard sales scattered around the hill and sending it off the jump line with no hopes of landing on my feet, I was hooked on skiing.

It was all fun and games until kids started puking on the bus ride home... We were the last group to ever do that field trip. But within a month or two, I bought a pair of twintips and began my life as a park rat.

I don't think this pertains to the thread.


haha cool story
Jan 26 2015 11:40PM
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percs
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You go to faith Lutheran huh. I was up there patrolling when your whole rich kid private school bombarded the hill. None of them were gapers except you.
Jan 27 2015 1:29AM
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toastyteenagers
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another school had a ski trip today. Heres an Instagram from one of them
Feb 12 2015 7:12PM
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RICK_ROSS
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toastyteenagersanother school had a ski trip today. Heres an Instagram from one of them


are those goggles 2016's!?!?!?
Feb 12 2015 7:15PM
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percs
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toastyteenagersanother school had a ski trip today. Heres an Instagram from one of them


Will you stop hating dude? Sorry they don't know what's "cool" and "uncool" to you. They're having fun, who cares?
Feb 12 2015 7:52PM
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Jro.
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This one time on a ski trip a chick was blowing a dude on the chairlift and she fell off. When ski patrol found out where she was they saw her face covered in a creamy Alfredo sauce glaze. Ski patrol then did a bukkakke on her face then left her. After many years she remained there and is said to be in a fossil underground with baby batter over her faaace.
Feb 12 2015 8:25PM
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John18_6
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Jro.This one time on a ski trip a chick was blowing a dude on the chairlift and she fell off. When ski patrol found out where she was they saw her face covered in a creamy Alfredo sauce glaze. Ski patrol then did a bukkakke on her face then left her. After many years she remained there and is said to be in a fossil underground with baby batter over her faaace.


Feb 12 2015 9:01PM
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.Hugo.
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toastyteenagersanother school had a ski trip today. Heres an Instagram from one of them


Its humorous to me when a gaper hates on others for being gapers
Feb 12 2015 9:58PM
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ohmyglob8
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"how do i turn?"
"Why are your poles so short?"
"my skis are broken" *didnt realize to put the heel piece down*
"is my makeup running?"
Feb 12 2015 10:01PM
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toastyteenagers
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ChiefKeithYou go to faith Lutheran huh. I was up there patrolling when your whole rich kid private school bombarded the hill. None of them were gapers except you.


ChiefKeithWill you stop hating dude? Sorry they don't know what's "cool" and "uncool" to you. They're having fun, who cares?


ironic.
Feb 12 2015 11:55PM
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percs
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toastyteenagersironic.


I am the voice for the voiceless. Don't hate the player hate the game
Feb 13 2015 1:44AM
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deleted5
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yuckdefinitely thought this was gonna be about the UofM frat destroying their hotel on their ski trip.


The pictures from that incident are one of the craziest things I have ever seen I have no idea how you can do that much damage to a hotel.
Feb 13 2015 8:23PM
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