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my neighbor is careless.

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evilninja
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they were setting off a whole bunch of fireworks.some of exploded directly over my house.i was afraid they were gonna set my house on fire.

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Jan 1 2005 2:25PM
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CTripper
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theres really nothing to say about this at all.
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Jan 1 2005 2:34PM
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Vtsnowski
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some hit my house one night and nothing happend

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Jan 1 2005 2:39PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i was lighting off bottle rockets last night and they flew all over our neighbors roof. hahah
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Jan 1 2005 2:41PM
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mutescratch
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me and my friends where out partying at the city centre last night and as soon as someone started firing around everyone did the same and some justz threw their stuff into the crowd. some ass threw his on me. i got my fingers burned like shit. if id seen who it was id have made him put a rocket up his anus and light it up...

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Jan 1 2005 3:05PM
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ATLANTASKI
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ahahaha chris, that sucks

i hit my neighbors jag with a like 7 bottle rockets last nite, bc i shot it down the street the same time he was driving up.....drunk as hell

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Jan 1 2005 4:34PM
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sherLocke
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my uncle shot a mortor right into his neighbors daughter who was sitting next to a fire on the next lawn over. the guy came over and they fought and fell into the lake and it was funny to see drunken 40 year olds kick the crap out of eachother. the girl didnt even get hurt it exploded like five feet in front of her and she just got shaken up a bit.





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Jan 1 2005 4:39PM
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rideforride
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my roof caught on fire from neighboor's fireworks on 4th of july a long time ago .
Jan 1 2005 4:39PM
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eheath
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evilninga u are a pansy
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Jan 1 2005 8:52PM
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Anson
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IT'S NINJA YOU TOOL. NINJA NINJA NINJA. get it right. how could you get that wrong? ninjas fuckin OWN YOU.
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Jan 1 2005 8:59PM
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EastcoastAR5
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If that effects you go outside with a baseball bat and crack some skulls...
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Jan 1 2005 9:05PM
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Jaskittin
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Shut the fuck up, a firework expliding over your house wouldn't catch it on fire unless you had it soaked in gasoline or something jackass.























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Jan 1 2005 11:33PM
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SchweitzerSki
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yo guys d not understand what happened to me. i droped a beer can of the baclondy of the condo and some guy came and yelled at me and so i sadu hey man shut the fuck up befoer i shot yoiu in the nust he was so pisse doff and we locked the cdoor so he oculdnt get in
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Jan 2 2005 4:48AM
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rasser
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I hit my neighbour's window with a little rocket thingy. I was like 'oops'. They catch fire in mid air so they basically had a fireball to the window
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Jan 2 2005 8:32AM
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SohCahToa
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my old house caught on fire because of my neighbors. they wouldnt pay trash bills, so they piled bags up betwixt our houses. it wasnt like fires on tv, but it was pretty sweet
Jan 2 2005 5:01PM
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12ParkRat60
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i shot a roman candle into my stomach by a mistake

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Jan 2 2005 5:40PM
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newschooler7
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i was watching fireworks and a fire stared where they where launching them, this was a state sponsered fireworks thing so its huge right, 300 fireworks or something like went up at once
it was the coolest thing ever
build it, try it, huck it
Jan 2 2005 5:41PM
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ECshredder
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i was lighting off big fireworks once and one tipped over and hit my house which didnt catch on fire but it was a ten shot and it caught the woods on fire a little bit
Jan 2 2005 6:01PM
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srwinnsuco
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quick call the fire department
Jan 2 2005 8:08PM
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p-lin101
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yo man give evilnigga or evil ninja a break or whatever i soak my roof in gasoline everynight im sure other people do and maybe hes one of them so he has a right to worry





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Jan 2 2005 8:16PM
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Anathema
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My neighbor has a hummer, 2 jetskis, a speedboat, a mercedes convertable, and a lexus truck, he recently put a $100,000 extension to his house, and he's got 2 hottubs and a pool aswell. He's also only 25. Lucky Asshole.
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Jan 2 2005 10:10PM
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Anathema
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and by lexus truck... I mean SUV. heheh.
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Jan 2 2005 10:11PM
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