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you've been watching to many skiing movies if...
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- you know songs by who's segment they are
- you're sick of swollen members
- you call tricks before they happen
- you expect to see the shrab brothers in the credits of regular movies
- your attention span has shrunk to 45 minutes
add your own.
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yea....the one above me is definetly true.
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when you sit there and you are like 'oh gosh tanner is coming up.... he pulls some pretty sick shit..... HEY GUYS BE QUIET, I WANNA WATCH THIS!''
---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --
-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---
'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
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when you and your friends play the, 'guess which skier, trick, and comp' game with your huck doll.
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
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when your back starts hurtin from sittin around all day watchin ski movies and u worry about it hurtin when its time to ski
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ok now that was just dumb.....
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yeah it probly was...thats just my personal experience tho
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when you can tell a pro is using a different pair of skis in one jump from the other, by the stickers on them
This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
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When you don't care about the next new release
I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt
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'when you get your hair cut to look like a pro, and you also buy the same clothes,goggle,skis, and sticker locations as the pros'
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
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some one said this before but, every other trick you say to your friend 'hey watch this'
-Kavana
And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere
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when ur horny and instead of jackiing off to vip u go to kristi leskinens scene and pause once she gets off the flat down flat kinker and beat it to that
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blehha
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when you go to local ski shops and beg for old videos they cant sell anymore.
If I had a nickel,
I'd surely give it to you right away.
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Today i woke up an hour and a half early so i could watch high society before going to school
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when you talk about skiing so much your girlfriend tells you to shove your skis up your ass.
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V.I.P is an awesome show, no matter how bad the plot is.
you've been watching too many ski movies if your parents know the skiers names.
theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
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