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Official shitty joke thread

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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
What's brown and sticky?




A stick
Jan 19 2015 5:41PM
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El_Barto.
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hahahahaha
Jan 19 2015 5:43PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Whats fat and round?

The sun


I dunno.
Jan 19 2015 6:47PM
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lurking
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Not that shitty of a joke
Jan 19 2015 6:49PM
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fresh_prince
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who just got banned?

you did
Jan 19 2015 7:07PM
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lurking
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Who just double posted and made no sense in the second post?

You did
Jan 19 2015 7:15PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
Two fish are in a tank.
One says, "how the fuck do you drive this thing?"
Jan 20 2015 3:51AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,656
What's green and has wheels?




Grass... I lied about the wheels
Jan 20 2015 4:45AM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jan 20 2015 11:03PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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two muffins are in an oven

one says "man its hot in here!"

the other muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin"
Jan 20 2015 11:12PM
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DJtearegas
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who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet?

just the people who are in charge of that decision
Jan 20 2015 11:21PM
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Spagett+
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equality
Jan 20 2015 11:23PM
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fresh_prince
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assatrailzWhy did the chicken cross the road?


to fuk ur bitch
Jan 21 2015 5:24PM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
fresh_princeto fuk ur bitch


No to fuk ur bitch
Jan 21 2015 7:13PM
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El_Barto.
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Mods are doing a bang up here job.
Jan 21 2015 7:18PM
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O.Ps-Mom
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Why was the little boy crying?









Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Jan 21 2015 8:24PM
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toastyteenagers
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snatching up bans quickly I see
Jan 21 2015 9:12PM
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no_steeze
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator
Jan 22 2015 12:41AM
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soHarsh
Posts: 127 - Karma: 292
Why did the frog take the bus?





Its car got toad.
Jan 22 2015 12:48AM
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Mingg
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El_Barto.Mods are doing a bang up here job.


They must agree...
Jan 22 2015 1:48AM
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El.Guapo
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where does the king keep his armies?







In his sleevies
Jan 22 2015 1:55AM
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Shredsterr
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What do an eagle and a ground hog have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

What the difference between a garbage truck and a bench? One's a garbage truck, the other's a bench.
Jan 22 2015 2:04AM
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MacNsteaze
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i would tell you guys a pizza joke,
buts its to cheesy....





:)
Jan 22 2015 3:24AM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
What does micheal jackson have in common with an xbox theyre both plastic and little boys turn them on
What do you call someone that acts like a noodle a impasta
Jan 22 2015 7:38AM
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Lé.Skiing
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JustGoWithItWhats fat and round?

The sun


I dunno.


I think I can fix this... Maybe.

What's phat and out of this world?

The Sun


I feel it's close, but I dunno.
Jan 22 2015 1:24PM
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Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
What's red and smells like blue paint?










Red Paint
Jan 22 2015 1:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/750399/Friends---What--39-s-green-and-says-hey-i--39-m-a-frog-



Had to post this.
Jan 22 2015 1:35PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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Tom Wallisch
Jan 22 2015 2:46PM
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Shredsterr
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What do you call a seagull standing near a baby?







A seagull
Feb 12 2015 2:02PM
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jensen
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?


A stick.





What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?


Dam
Feb 12 2015 3:39PM
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?




Nothing, they just waved.
Feb 12 2015 3:48PM
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DirtYStylE
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.


Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.
Feb 12 2015 3:49PM
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cydwhit
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what's white and black and red all over?





A nun falling down stairs...


Sorry, that's my dad's favorite joke
Feb 12 2015 3:52PM
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K-Dot.
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.
Feb 12 2015 4:01PM
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airplaneface
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I like my women like I like my coffee.


Without a Penis
Feb 12 2015 5:09PM
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ianrich511
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What do you call a black person flying a plane?




A pilot, you racist.
Feb 12 2015 5:16PM
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byubound
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What concert costs 45 cents?











Fiddy cent ft. Nickelback
Feb 12 2015 5:17PM
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ed.je
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what do you call someone who used to like tractors?

an extractor fan.
Feb 12 2015 5:59PM
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freidchicken
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how do you confuse a blonde?







paint yourself green and throw forks and candles at them.
Feb 21 2015 4:54PM
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toastyteenagers
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the one incorporeal being said to each other while holding the phone: I'm not here
Feb 21 2015 8:16PM
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drangus.
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today my pal tried a flip and over rotated, knocked the wind outta him, saw star etc.

anyway.... heres my joke

we were on the lift and i held up my mit and was like how many fingers am i holding up??

he didnt think it was funny tho
Feb 21 2015 8:30PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Rick Astley will lend you any disney movie you want, except one.

cos He's Never Gonna Give You 'Up'.
Feb 21 2015 8:35PM
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Jayslatt
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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?














We are both lawyers
Feb 21 2015 11:45PM
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influenza
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MR. Lehy is that you or the liquor talking?

I am the liquor
Feb 21 2015 11:54PM
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broto
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yo these jokes r off the wall














Feb 21 2015 11:57PM
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percs
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What do you call two fat people having a chat?









A heavy discussion
Feb 22 2015 1:04AM
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_Jeffrey_
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What do you call a big pile of kittens?





A Meowntain



Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?



Because he was too far out man
Feb 22 2015 1:14AM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
How does Harry Potter get down the hill?
He just walks.





















JK, rolling.
Feb 22 2015 10:29AM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
what goes in ovens and is jewish?
























A kosher dinner in the oven
Feb 22 2015 7:57PM
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Slush
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brotoyo these jokes r off the wall















Had a good laugh at these
Feb 23 2015 2:12PM
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proZach
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what's mario's favorite pair of jeans?


denim denim denim
Feb 23 2015 2:46PM
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