so, for the first time in years, i stayed in for new years. i drank, about a bottle and a half of champagne, but, still not drunk. anyways, i noticed a lack of drunk posts here. SO, all yall drunks that should be getting home soon, or sometime in the next 5 hours or so, post all your slurry comments here, i could use a good laugh
'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'
-twintipteles