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fresh_prince
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Whats the funnest memory you have of skiing with your friends?

Last friday night my friends and I found this lighter in the staff cabin and tried to smoke random shit that we found, so we are halfway down the hill lighting up a makeshift joint we bought from the parkstaff and a ski patrol comes down in a snow mobile, my friend yells "OH FUCK THE COPS" and skis away, falls down throws the lighter and takes out two asians.
Jan 18 2015 9:53PM
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_anderson_
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Me and my friends went out on "one more run" after the hill closed, I was in the park and saw patrol, from the park to the tree skiing area it's like an 8 foot drop into like 6 inches of pow, I jumped in to it and landed very comfortably and avoided patrol
Jan 18 2015 10:00PM
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Shredsterr
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One time we found a smokeshack, so naturally we had gay sex in it. Haha it's funny because we're not gay, we just did it because we're a goofy bunch.
Jan 18 2015 10:13PM
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supercooladin
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_anderson_Me and my friends went out on "one more run" after the hill closed, I was in the park and saw patrol, from the park to the tree skiing area it's like an 8 foot drop into like 6 inches of pow, I jumped in to it and landed very comfortably and avoided patrol


/claim
Jan 18 2015 10:15PM
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tommyk141
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me and my friends see who can stay on the chairlift the longest when ur supposed to get off.....well that ended up with one of use going around the corner at the top
Jan 18 2015 10:42PM
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willifast
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Yesterday my friend decided to snag a pair of rentals and hit the park. Turning into the park he decides to pop a roller and tap the top of the roller. Both skis double eject but he lands on his feet not even realizing there was something missing. As soon as he lands his boots dig in and faceplants hard and yardsales, goggles goes flying, the whole nine.
Add insult to injury, the first rail he hits both skis stick and he keeps going, a lot like the scene from thirsty. Don't use rentals kids.
Jan 18 2015 10:57PM
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Dobber
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_anderson_Me and my friends went out on "one more run" after the hill closed, I was in the park and saw patrol, from the park to the tree skiing area it's like an 8 foot drop into like 6 inches of pow, I jumped in to it and landed very comfortably and avoided patrol


My mom is on Granite Peak patrol... I guarantee you that they would have seen you if you actually did this. There isn't an 8 foot drop in to the trees.
Jan 19 2015 7:56AM
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fresh_prince
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ShredsterrOne time we found a smokeshack, so naturally we had gay sex in it. Haha it's funny because we're not gay, we just did it because we're a goofy bunch.


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Jan 20 2015 8:44PM
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Miomo
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DobberMy mom is on Granite Peak patrol... I guarantee you that they would have seen you if you actually did this. There isn't an 8 foot drop in to the trees.


Jan 20 2015 8:55PM
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edai
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1) >My mountain banned inverted arials
> friend does backflip wearing blue sweater
>runs from ski patrol
>gives blue sweater to friend
>friend has broken wrist
>ski patrol stops friend
>friend says how the fuck could i do a backflip i have a broken wrist
>ski patrol look like dicks

2)>me drinking beer in lift line low key
>come down mountain get in line, 4 ski patrollers ambush me
>say it was a coke
>ski patrol walks away to ask liftie who reported me
>i skate away at mach 10 and run inside
>hide inside while ski patrol stations two patrollers at the top and bottom of literally every lift
>put tall tee under jacket, over jacket
>have fun skiing all day and had my way with ski patrol
Jan 20 2015 9:01PM
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rtl32
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eazy.1) >My mountain banned inverted arials
> friend does backflip wearing blue sweater
>runs from ski patrol
>gives blue sweater to friend
>friend has broken wrist
>ski patrol stops friend
>friend says how the fuck could i do a backflip i have a broken wrist
>ski patrol look like dicks

2)>me drinking beer in lift line low key
>come down mountain get in line, 4 ski patrollers ambush me
>say it was a coke
>ski patrol walks away to ask liftie who reported me
>i skate away at mach 10 and run inside
>hide inside while ski patrol stations two patrollers at the top and bottom of literally every lift
>put tall tee under jacket, over jacket
>have fun skiing all day and had my way with ski patrol


Goddamn what else does your mountain put rules against. Have they taken all the rails out of the park to?
Jan 20 2015 10:36PM
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Avramnds
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skiing some fresh pow that was gated off. It was the night so not too many other people were there but some saw our tracks and started to follow us. Eventually patrol figured us out and tried to catch us. all of my friends and i got away except one. the only snowboarder in our group. The patroller said to my friend that he was gonna have to come down to the office and like fill out some bs form. like 5 more people come skiing down right as they are about to go. ski patroller says to friend "I got these bitches" and then lets my friend go with a warning.
Jan 21 2015 1:08AM
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