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So my friend destroyed a world record...

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CliffyByro
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the world record for eating an unpeeled lime is 54 seconds, he did it in about 15. the man is an animal. he's submitting it to guinness and i'm pretty sure he's gonna get the award.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/749193/Drunk-German-Devours-Lime-in-17-seconds-

apologies for the dodgy european apres ski tunes
Jan 18 2015 1:16PM
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Spagett+
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CliffyByrohe's gonna get the award.


Jan 18 2015 1:24PM
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Fencerspinley
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This is a thing??
Jan 18 2015 1:41PM
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maximiliaan
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his parents are so proud!
Jan 18 2015 1:46PM
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jibbpeter
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HallmarkThis is a thing??


This aint close to the weirdest "things" you can find in the world of Guinness world records.
Jan 18 2015 1:47PM
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CliffyByro
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HallmarkThis is a thing??


jibbpeterThis aint close to the weirdest "things" you can find in the world of Guinness world records.


yeah this is pretty normal compared to some of the weird shit in there.

it started as a joke in our university ski club when someone did it as a bet, then a few people tried to beat his time, then it just spiralled into a thing. Franz here took it to the extreme though and now he may actually be in the record books haha
Jan 18 2015 1:55PM
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gapersarefriends
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that dude had the longest tongue
Jan 18 2015 2:33PM
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Anathema
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i can't see past the vertical filming.

why. everybody knows monitors, tv's, youtube windows.... are all horizontal rectangles. SO WHY WOULD YOU FILM VERTICALLY?! EVER!!! AGHHHH
Jan 18 2015 2:55PM
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TOAST.
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Anathemai can't see past the vertical filming.

why. everybody knows monitors, tv's, youtube windows.... are all horizontal rectangles. SO WHY WOULD YOU FILM VERTICALLY?! EVER!!! AGHHHH


The worst is when someone actually expects you to turn your monitor sideways. Like in this video
Jan 18 2015 4:45PM
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TOAST.
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TOAST.The worst is when someone actually expects you to turn your monitor sideways. Like in this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUb3JOw5SjE
Jan 18 2015 4:46PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'm fairly certain that's not how it works with guiness. you don't just send them a shitty vertical cell phone video and get a world record. from what i remember of the world record i took part in, you have to perform the feat in front of an official representative from guiness.
Jan 18 2015 6:54PM
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Peter.
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Barefootin_Fiendi'm fairly certain that's not how it works with guiness. you don't just send them a shitty vertical cell phone video and get a world record. from what i remember of the world record i took part in, you have to perform the feat in front of an official representative from guiness.


this. they take that stuff very seriously
Jan 18 2015 7:06PM
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Peter.this. they take that stuff very seriously


even if it's eating an unpeeled lime?
Jan 18 2015 7:13PM
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CliffyByro
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gapersarefriendsthat dude had the longest tongue


Yeah its like a fucking giraffe haha


Barefootin_Fiendi'm fairly certain that's not how it works with guiness. you don't just send them a shitty vertical cell phone video and get a world record. from what i remember of the world record i took part in, you have to perform the feat in front of an official representative from guiness.


He's done it a few times so he could definitely do it again, and considering how far below the record he is it wouldn't matter if he did it slightly slower under their supervision. When I say he's submitted it, I meant he's put in the forms or whatever you need to do to get it sorted
Jan 18 2015 7:33PM
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StillGhood
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Looks like a retard
Jan 18 2015 8:27PM
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Chubbs.
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looks like one of my RA's at school right now.... too bad it isnt or he deserves a hell of a high five.
Jan 18 2015 11:12PM
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TheBigApple
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I don't like ppl n e mor
Jan 19 2015 3:58PM
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theabortionator
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I guess it's better than largest potato chip bag collection or longest finger nails but still. Some of those records are fucking worthless.

We should start out own competing brand.

The Lamas magical book/thread of world or just ski related world records.


All record attempts must have pics or video or they did not happen.

Biggest over shoot, shortest case, longest naked backflip, most girls numbers gathered between opening and closing of a normal day, longest pondskim, most bones broken in one crash, most shit gathered in your pants from one crash, longest backflip train, most people on one rail at the same time, longest one ski slide on rail, highest air, longest cossak, most beers chugged in one run through park(must contain a line of at least 10 features) highest bac backflip, most money spent on food and drinks in lodge in one day, closest parking spot to the lift, largest burrito consumed in one park run(park must contain at least 10 features in a line), shortest time to chads gap from the base of the alta parking lot, longest time spent sitting on most popular features in park without getting murdered, largest smoke shack orgy, most over capacity chair, most people hot lapping the park to taylor swift, fastes 100m through mogul field while more than double the legal limit of alcohol, etc
Jan 19 2015 5:08PM
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CliffyByro
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theabortionatorI guess it's better than largest potato chip bag collection or longest finger nails but still. Some of those records are fucking worthless.

We should start out own competing brand.

The Lamas magical book/thread of world or just ski related world records.


All record attempts must have pics or video or they did not happen.

Biggest over shoot, shortest case, longest naked backflip, most girls numbers gathered between opening and closing of a normal day, longest pondskim, most bones broken in one crash, most shit gathered in your pants from one crash, longest backflip train, most people on one rail at the same time, longest one ski slide on rail, highest air, longest cossak, most beers chugged in one run through park(must contain a line of at least 10 features) highest bac backflip, most money spent on food and drinks in lodge in one day, closest parking spot to the lift, largest burrito consumed in one park run(park must contain at least 10 features in a line), shortest time to chads gap from the base of the alta parking lot, longest time spent sitting on most popular features in park without getting murdered, largest smoke shack orgy, most over capacity chair, most people hot lapping the park to taylor swift, fastes 100m through mogul field while more than double the legal limit of alcohol, etc


I can get behind this
Jan 19 2015 5:34PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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So... Is this lime regulation sized or what?!

That thing looks mini
Jan 19 2015 5:51PM
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Lé.Skiing
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theabortionatorI guess it's better than largest potato chip bag collection or longest finger nails but still. Some of those records are fucking worthless.

We should start out own competing brand.

The Lamas magical book/thread of world or just ski related world records.


All record attempts must have pics or video or they did not happen.

Biggest over shoot, shortest case, longest naked backflip, most girls numbers gathered between opening and closing of a normal day, longest pondskim, most bones broken in one crash, most shit gathered in your pants from one crash, longest backflip train, most people on one rail at the same time, longest one ski slide on rail, highest air, longest cossak, most beers chugged in one run through park(must contain a line of at least 10 features) highest bac backflip, most money spent on food and drinks in lodge in one day, closest parking spot to the lift, largest burrito consumed in one park run(park must contain at least 10 features in a line), shortest time to chads gap from the base of the alta parking lot, longest time spent sitting on most popular features in park without getting murdered, largest smoke shack orgy, most over capacity chair, most people hot lapping the park to taylor swift, fastes 100m through mogul field while more than double the legal limit of alcohol, etc


can we actually do this? Abotionator seeing as you made the post you have to make the thread. I fully support this thread idea though. "NS thread of pointless world records." It even has a bit of a ring to it.
Jan 19 2015 6:11PM
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deleted5
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was that a techno remix of the French Prince of Bel Air?
Jan 19 2015 6:17PM
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nate1097
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theabortionatorI guess it's better than largest potato chip bag collection or longest finger nails but still. Some of those records are fucking worthless.

We should start out own competing brand.

The Lamas magical book/thread of world or just ski related world records.


All record attempts must have pics or video or they did not happen.

Biggest over shoot, shortest case, longest naked backflip, most girls numbers gathered between opening and closing of a normal day, longest pondskim, most bones broken in one crash, most shit gathered in your pants from one crash, longest backflip train, most people on one rail at the same time, longest one ski slide on rail, highest air, longest cossak, most beers chugged in one run through park(must contain a line of at least 10 features) highest bac backflip, most money spent on food and drinks in lodge in one day, closest parking spot to the lift, largest burrito consumed in one park run(park must contain at least 10 features in a line), shortest time to chads gap from the base of the alta parking lot, longest time spent sitting on most popular features in park without getting murdered, largest smoke shack orgy, most over capacity chair, most people hot lapping the park to taylor swift, fastes 100m through mogul field while more than double the legal limit of alcohol, etc


This is genius. Start the thread, let's do this.
Jan 19 2015 6:27PM
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FBGM
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why is he dressed like that for skiing
Jan 19 2015 6:30PM
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fresh_prince
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zzzskizzzwas that a techno remix of the French Prince of Bel Air?


yes
Jan 19 2015 7:10PM
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theabortionator
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CliffyByroI can get behind this


Lé.Skiingcan we actually do this? Abotionator seeing as you made the post you have to make the thread. I fully support this thread idea though. "NS thread of pointless world records." It even has a bit of a ring to it.


nate1097This is genius. Start the thread, let's do this.



https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/801625/--NS-thread-of-pointless-world-records--


Go for it.
Jan 19 2015 10:40PM
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CliffyByro
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Steezy_IN_KCSo... Is this lime regulation sized or what?!

That thing looks mini


Yup, regulation sized lime right there

zzzskizzzwas that a techno remix of the French Prince of Bel Air?


Not so much techno as shitty euro-dance

FBGMwhy is he dressed like that for skiing


Every year on our trip we have a mountain meal, ie go for a dinner with everyone on the trip in a mountain restaurant, get hammered and ski home, and this year we did it in suits and smart shit
Jan 20 2015 9:03AM
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assatrailz
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The camera guy should get the world record for best camraing.
Jan 20 2015 9:19AM
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