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The oldest joke in the book

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CHORIZO
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Im putting my money on farts.

Just a couple of cavemen hanging out and one farts and looks around all confused while the other caveman is laughing after he figures out the noise came from his buddy's butt. Farts are funny shit
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Jan 17 2015 12:34AM
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John18_6
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one must first define "joke".
what is it but nothing more that just a meaningless alteration of interaction?
what is the book as well? is it a collection of words or simply an intangible representation of standard?
so many questions, so few answers, not enough time on earth.


now buy me starbucks mom
Jan 17 2015 1:05AM
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Culture+
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Whadya call a deer with no eyes




NO EYE DEA

Classic
Jan 17 2015 2:33PM
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SFB
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Culture+Whadya call a deer with no eyes




NO EYE DEA

Classic

huehuehuehueheheueheu
Jan 17 2015 8:12PM
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JGWI
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/749128/The-Most-Ancient-Joke-in-The-Book
Jan 17 2015 8:25PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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SFBhuehuehuehueheheueheu


Hardy har
Jan 18 2015 2:20AM
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iSmokeweed
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Culture+Whadya call a deer with no eyes




NO EYE DEA

Classic


what do you call a deer with no legs that cant see?

still no eye dea
Jan 18 2015 9:33AM
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SpookyCat
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Well I think that honor would go to religion. Its pretty old and a complete joke.
Jan 18 2015 11:51AM
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Substitute
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JenniferGarnerWell I think that honor would go to religion. Its pretty old and a complete joke.


Go fuck yourself. Just for being here.
Jan 18 2015 11:53AM
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Shredsterr
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JenniferGarnerWell I think that honor would go to religion. Its pretty old and a complete joke.


I don't disagree with what you said, I disagree with you thinking it's ok for you to post your opinions.
Jan 18 2015 11:15PM
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rballs_
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iSmokeweedwhat do you call a deer with no legs that cant see?

still no eye dea

What do you call a deer with no dick, no legs and can't see?

Still no fucking eye dea
Jan 19 2015 1:00AM
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duder227
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what do u call a fish with no eyes.


A fshhh haha
Jan 19 2015 2:17AM
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ryano
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what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?



Dam.




what did the one fish say to the fish that swam into the wall?



dumb-bass
Jan 19 2015 2:46AM
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kshaughn
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GEICO already told us what it is.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/749333/The-oldest-trick-in-the-book---GEICO-commercial-television
Jan 19 2015 8:34AM
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gotti
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JenniferGarnerWell I think that honor would go to religion. Its pretty old and a complete joke.

your fucking face
Jan 19 2015 9:11AM
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lurking
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ShredsterrI don't disagree with what you said, I disagree with you thinking it's ok for you to post your opinions.


I like you...like a lot....hmu
Jan 19 2015 6:52PM
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fresh_prince
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why did OP break his desk chair?

because he is morbidly obese and has a mental disorder
Jan 19 2015 7:15PM
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