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Best joke you've ever heard

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fresh_prince
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title says it all
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Jan 16 2015 10:42PM
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Dobber
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I can't remember shit like this.
Jan 16 2015 11:46PM
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IKEA
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Jan 17 2015 12:06AM
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NEPTR
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So i was doing this girl right...
Jan 17 2015 1:01AM
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las.
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A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No, I'm traveling light".
Jan 17 2015 1:05AM
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Spinoza
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Jan 17 2015 1:40AM
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RICK_ROSS
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las.A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No, I'm traveling light".


KNOCK KNOCK
Jan 17 2015 1:42AM
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Spinoza
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RICK_ROSSKNOCK KNOCK


go fuck yourself
Jan 17 2015 1:43AM
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RICK_ROSS
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Spinozago fuck yourself


do you have a minute to talk about jesus christ?
Jan 17 2015 1:52AM
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.lencon
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RICK_ROSSdo you have a minute to talk about jesus christ?


always.
Jan 17 2015 2:02AM
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RICK_ROSS
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.Lincolnalways.


well my name is rick and im with the latter day saints
Jan 17 2015 2:08AM
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DubV134
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Is it a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus
Jan 17 2015 8:31AM
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.lencon
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RICK_ROSSwell my name is rick and im with the latter day saints


Come on in Rick. Have a seat on the bloody couch with little girl tears glazing it.
Jan 17 2015 10:02AM
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SpookyCat
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Why couldn't Jesus play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed to the boards.
Jan 17 2015 10:44AM
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SpookyCat
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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture only takes 1 nail to hang up.
Jan 17 2015 10:45AM
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SpookyCat
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What's the difference between the holy grail and a black boy's father?








One day, you might find the holy grail.
Jan 17 2015 10:46AM
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Mingg
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kbonrSo i was doing this girl right...


NOO. BONER PLEASE STOP.
Jan 17 2015 11:23AM
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goat00
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what is a pirate's favorite letter?


(wait for person to say "RRRRRRRRRRRRR")


retort with "you think its RRRRRRRR but its really the "C"(sea)!

best fuckin joke in the world, its clean, simple and always works
Jan 17 2015 12:56PM
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