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Worlds best Pick-up lines

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butterybawls
Posts: 130 - Karma: 2,935
Damn girl are you from Africa? Cause your a 1 hunna
Jan 15 2015 4:50PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Nice tits
Jan 15 2015 5:12PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
r those space pants? cuz that ass is out of this world!
Jan 15 2015 5:19PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Jan 15 2015 5:23PM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
Can I follow you home?



































My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Jan 15 2015 7:13PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
my sig
Jan 15 2015 7:15PM
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CameraWiz
Posts: 735 - Karma: 2,112
Is there a mirror in your pants?

because I see myself in them
Jan 15 2015 7:34PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I put the std in stud all I need is U.
Jan 15 2015 7:37PM
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DJtearegas
Posts: 227 - Karma: 591
do you like dragons?

cuz in about 3 seconds im gonna be dragon my nuts across your face
Jan 15 2015 7:40PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
I drive a ferrari
Jan 15 2015 7:58PM
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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
do you work at subway?


'cause you just turned my six inch into a footlong
Jan 15 2015 7:58PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
do you like flowers?
cause I'm gonna fuck your asshole
Jan 15 2015 10:07PM
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georgekush
Posts: 1 - Karma: 43
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy uranus
Jan 15 2015 11:09PM
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bieberhole69.
Posts: 654 - Karma: 1,387
chucknastyThere will only be 7 planets after I destroy uranus


Really? Create an alias to post that?
Jan 15 2015 11:35PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
sup
Jan 15 2015 11:51PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
most pick up lines suck. the one I use at parties tho is


*bump them hardish "are you drunk?"
Jan 15 2015 11:52PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
I washed my penis this morning actually
Jan 15 2015 11:55PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Fuck off!


Got to play hard to get
Jan 16 2015 12:07AM
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mousetrapkilla
Posts: 22 - Karma: 445
sex?
Jan 16 2015 12:48AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
im gonna kill your dog
Jan 16 2015 1:32AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Jan 16 2015 4:53PM
3 1
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rtl32
Posts: 679 - Karma: 1,161
Hi, what's your name?

Hi, how are you?
Jan 16 2015 4:59PM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
I like girls
Jan 16 2015 6:20PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
WampireI washed my penis this morning actually


jk
Jan 16 2015 10:40PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,160
If your eyes were any browner, I'd be lost in a pile of shit.
Jan 16 2015 10:49PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
are you from japan? cuz im trying to get in japanties
Jan 16 2015 10:53PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
ayy bby want sum fuc?
Jan 16 2015 11:01PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 6,867
Hey bby can I urinate in your anus?
Jan 16 2015 11:09PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
Girl, are you a beaver? cuz DAMMMMM
Jan 16 2015 11:50PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
You must be a piece of radioactive carbon, because I want to date you.
Jan 16 2015 11:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
REPOST
Jan 17 2015 1:45AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Were they doing avalanche control work here? Because I think I found a bombshell
Jan 17 2015 4:03PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Jan 17 2015 5:57PM
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NigelStein
Posts: 466 - Karma: 455
If I nose press your box will you tail slide my rail?
Jan 17 2015 6:06PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
This works if you're trying to pick up a gay person


HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE



And I've caught it for you ;)
Jan 17 2015 6:20PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Have you lost your virginity?


Can I play with the box it came in?
Jan 17 2015 7:05PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
Jan 17 2015 11:47PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,991
Do you like Ramen noodles?

Cause' I'm gonna be rammin' you with my noodle.
Jan 18 2015 12:44AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
NigelSteinIf I nose press your box will you tail slide my rail?

$$
Jan 18 2015 10:10AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Since this is a repost thread, I may as well repost my killer pick up line:

Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"
Girl: "Yes I am!"
Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"

Jan 18 2015 11:08AM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
tits or gtfo.
Jan 18 2015 11:46AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized?
Jan 18 2015 4:43PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
I make a killer plan-B omelette
Jan 18 2015 6:27PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple!
Jan 18 2015 6:29PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
pee in her butt
Jan 19 2015 12:37PM
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michiskier23
Posts: 172 - Karma: 298
do you work a Little Caesars? Cuz your hot and i'm ready.
Jan 19 2015 2:17PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Are you from Tennessee?
Cuz I'm gonna fuck your ass
Jan 24 2015 12:07AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Hey, I thought you were really cute, and was wondering if you wanted to smoke some crack with me later.
Jan 24 2015 5:46PM
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