Replying to Traveling circus line

My friend, no not a friend, someone who I associate with is a racer and despite his best attempts can not do shit in the park (he however ignores that). Now he's a decent racer, not the best not the worst, but a racer none the less. He is a self-proclaimed "best all around skier" Now being in minnesota we've never seen him on big mountain, but he often claims,"you guys should see me out west". Today in the hall at school he came up to me and asked me when Traveling circus line was coming to town (tell a friend tour), I just stared at him, the best all around skier. This was the last straw and I had to use all my strength in order to restrain myself from strangling the life out of him. Now if someone loves skiing I have no problem of with that no matte what skill level they are, but people like these fill me with rage.