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Left the gaper zone

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_anderson_
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I am new to freeskiing as I have started at the end of last season, and I just recently became able to do a few certain rails (Up Sausage, flat wood rail, flat zig wood rail) and I'm super stoked cuz I don't look like a poser anymore going straight through the park at Granite Peak. Thanks to some of my ski buds for the support on leaving the Gaper zone.
Jan 12 2015 10:06PM
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_anderson_
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If anything, way further ahead than opening night when I got raped by a a flat rail.
Jan 12 2015 10:10PM
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UrbanYeti
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I've seen you at granite and you are still a gaper...
Jan 12 2015 10:10PM
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Dobber
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The amount of Gapers at Granite is too damn high.
Jan 12 2015 10:12PM
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_anderson_
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UrbanYetiI've seen you at granite and you are still a gaper...


What kind of skis do I have?
Jan 12 2015 10:12PM
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Dobber
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_anderson_What kind of skis do I have?


I'm guessing LINE chronics. Seems like those are the ski of choice around here.
Jan 12 2015 10:15PM
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UrbanYeti
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_anderson_What kind of skis do I have?


2015 Armada Ar7's, why?
Jan 12 2015 10:16PM
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_anderson_
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That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs
Jan 12 2015 10:17PM
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JahLiam
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_anderson_That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs


prove it
Jan 12 2015 10:21PM
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_anderson_
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JahLiamprove it


I have a low paying job I am 15 and I can't afford armadas my parents only bought my boots and bindings and pass
Jan 12 2015 10:23PM
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UrbanYeti
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_anderson_That wasn't me that's why, I ride Abangs


lol I read it as what skis do I, myself (urbanyeti) ride.
Jan 12 2015 10:24PM
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_anderson_
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UrbanYetilol I read it as what skis do I, myself (urbanyeti) ride.


Oh
Jan 12 2015 10:26PM
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Mr.noodle
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your profile says "2013 line traveling circus", but I'm not gunna say anything......
Jan 12 2015 10:57PM
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d00d
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op is definitely still a gaper. Sorry bro try again next year.












































It's all in good fun man. If you're out there not ruining the park by knowing what you're doing and not getting in people's way then who cares.
Jan 12 2015 10:59PM
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_anderson_
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.Wolf.op is definitely still a gaper. Sorry bro try again next year.












































It's all in good fun man. If you're out there not ruining the park by knowing what you're doing and not getting in people's way then who cares.


Yah bro, I'm not the person to get in people's way I just ski for the fun and my progression as a park skier.
Jan 12 2015 11:06PM
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shin-bang
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people need to knock it off, let him be, weve all been gapers before ( and i still am) be supportive of those learning park. thats what makes skiing fun... is learning new tricks and shredding with your pals.
Jan 12 2015 11:21PM
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_anderson_
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shin-bangpeople need to knock it off, let him be, weve all been gapers before ( and i still am) be supportive of those learning park. thats what makes skiing fun... is learning new tricks and shredding with your pals.


Thanks bro, appreciate that. "Skiing is not serious" is the quote that I live by. It's all about fun.
Jan 12 2015 11:26PM
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edai
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_anderson_Thanks bro, appreciate that. "Skiing is not serious" is the quote that I live by. It's all about fun.


well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD
Jan 12 2015 11:28PM
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.FRY.
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eazy.well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD


3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez
Jan 12 2015 11:32PM
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_anderson_
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eazy.well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD


Lol true, don't forget: 3. Being an asshole to lesser skiers
Jan 12 2015 11:32PM
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Dobber
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eazy.well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD


You know what isn't winning?...Oregon football.
Jan 12 2015 11:56PM
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bighomieflock
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_anderson_Up Sausage


That's funny, your mom recently learned how to ride my up sausage.
Jan 12 2015 11:59PM
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jackdonovan
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this seems thread worthy





























OP = Gaper
Jan 13 2015 1:39PM
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CalLich
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eazy.well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD


.Fry3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez


6.?????
7. Profit
Jan 13 2015 6:12PM
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drew.p.weener
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eazy.well thats fucking dumb because skiing is about 1. winning and 2. getting PAIDDDDDD


.Fry3. Getting bitches 4. Learning lencons 5. Having steez


CalLich6.?????
7. Profit


underpants gnomes are everywhere these days
Jan 13 2015 7:33PM
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OzzyJ
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you know what they say, once a gaper always a gaper
Jan 13 2015 8:48PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Nice work on the up sausage?
Jan 13 2015 9:45PM
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losh
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Serious thought here. Do you think people like tom wallisch were ever gaped or did they just staple on ski is and slay?
Jan 13 2015 11:39PM
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Shredsterr
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_anderson_Up Sausage



Could you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?
Jan 13 2015 11:46PM
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skiersupreme
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ShredsterrCould you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?

its an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.
Jan 13 2015 11:50PM
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Shredsterr
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skiersupremeits an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.


That's gotta take a lot of meat, and a reinforced skin that doesn't wear down after repeated abuse from ski and snowboard edges. Whoever cooked this sausage OP speaks of must be damn proud.
Jan 14 2015 12:01AM
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UrbanYeti
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Mr.noodleyour profile says "2013 line traveling circus", but I'm not gunna say anything......


Hasn't been updated. Ain't nobody got time for that
Jan 14 2015 12:50AM
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wyatttheshredder
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_anderson_Up Sausage



So thats what the kids are calling it nowadays..
Jan 14 2015 8:31AM
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.FRY.
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ShredsterrCould you please explain to me what the fuck an up sausage is?

Get in the back of my van and ill show you
Jan 14 2015 4:44PM
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Daski
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DO FUTURE SPINS

eazy.getting PAIDDDDDD
Jan 14 2015 6:54PM
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_anderson_
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.FryGet in the back of my van and ill show you


Fuckin A
Jan 15 2015 10:57PM
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_anderson_
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One word: smartphone
Jan 15 2015 11:31PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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This thread is dildos
Jan 16 2015 9:57AM
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_anderson_
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I shouldn't have put "gaper" in the title
Jan 16 2015 10:33AM
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.Hugo.
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skiersupremeits an upward angled sausage that op was somehow able to slide his skis on.


Slide his lips on*
Jan 16 2015 10:39AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
Rainbow Rail, Flat Up Rail, Flat Rail, 20' Down Rail, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UP SAUSAGE? , Mini Pole Jam, waterfall rail. elbow rail, 30' square down rail, 30' dow rail, double kink rail, and down flat rail.
Jan 16 2015 12:42PM
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_anderson_
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DobberRainbow Rail, Flat Up Rail, Flat Rail, 20' Down Rail, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UP SAUSAGE? , Mini Pole Jam, waterfall rail. elbow rail, 30' square down rail, 30' dow rail, double kink rail, and down flat rail.


I don't fuckin read the names I just heard my friend call it an up sausage idk he was more than likely high
Jan 16 2015 5:10PM
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Thatdp
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_anderson_I don't fuckin read the names I just heard my friend call it an up sausage idk he was more than likely high


Dude your friend was high!? What was he thinking!!! He's throwing his life down the drain. Do you think that people like bdog, edollo, thall, and Jossi wells got to where they are by doing drugs!? Fuck no, prostitutes that's what got them to the pros, prostitutes bro.
Jan 18 2015 11:38AM
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