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Conversations My Toes Would Have

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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175



Toe bang is causing my toenail to die a slow and painful death. If my toes could talk, they probably wouldn't be too happy that it's ski season again.
Jan 12 2015 12:45PM
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superpowerman
Posts: 52 - Karma: 3
They can talk, you just need to open your mind. And take LSD
Jan 12 2015 12:50PM
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bakerpunk
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,126
mine be like, "Dudes we smell so damn bad"
Jan 12 2015 12:52PM
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1337
Posts: 31063 - Karma: 29,378
Mine probably know each other pretty well because they spend a lot of time jammed together in my boots.

"Dude, you stink!"
Jan 12 2015 12:55PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
"I'm really really fucking cold."
Jan 12 2015 1:01PM
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wyguy
Posts: 84 - Karma: 768
lost that toe nail over the summer due to the same thing so i feel ya
Jan 12 2015 4:14PM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,564
"why do we always stink of pussy"
Jan 12 2015 4:19PM
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hippy.killer
Posts: 204 - Karma: 947
"its moist in here"
Jan 12 2015 6:57PM
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Earl_Globz
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 823
"Oi bloke! I'm in a jam!
Jan 12 2015 7:53PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?












Roberto.
Jan 12 2015 8:40PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Mine would say, "please take that anti-fungal medicine your mom bought you."
Jan 13 2015 1:00AM
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superpowerman
Posts: 52 - Karma: 3
Powstagram"why do we always stink of pussy"


because you're a cat
Jan 13 2015 9:37AM
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SHIZ
Posts: 384 - Karma: 365
i feel for you man toe bang has already claimed my right toenail this season..
Jan 13 2015 12:26PM
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dmski
Posts: 328 - Karma: 360
I feel ya on the toe bang. I lose a toenail nearly every season... maybe its time for new boots or for me to stop sucking.
Jan 13 2015 4:10PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
They wouldn't talk at all, theyd be in deep sleep in my boots, aka cryochamber
Jan 13 2015 4:30PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
superpowermanThey can talk, you just need to open your mind. And take LSD


Facts.
Jan 13 2015 5:05PM
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halleyspielman
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
losing a toe nail?
Jan 16 2015 2:34PM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,564
halleyspielmanlosing a toe nail?


I like you
Jan 17 2015 8:11AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13132 - Karma: 19,253
hahahaha good sketch.

"Damn its cramped in here"
Jan 17 2015 10:36AM
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