Wierdest or Best Dream

I hada dream i was hanging out with the traveling circus and Andy wanted to eat a fancy steak dinner and i thought that was a dumb idea since i couldnt afford it

Had a dream that my whole family got murdered in their sleep. When I woke up I actually thought there was a guy in my house with a gun and I hit under my bed for the rest of the night.

Last night I drempt that I was watching the food network and they were making smoothies or sometjing, then out of the blue the cooks jump in the blender and get hacked up... I guess I need to stop watching blender porn

Last night I had a dream I left my golfclubs on hole 16. I was pissed man, I was walking from door to door to see who stole them when all of the sudden I see Will Smith and his son Jaden riding their bikes. They get off to walk them across the street like good law abiding citizens. Will gets across, Jaden wasn't so lucky. Some shithead in a old 3 series BMW just plowed him over. Turns into his driveway and goes inside.

I run to his door, hes got my golfclubs btw. I yell at him about basically killing Will Smith's son, tell my GF to call an ambulance. Then I steal Will's bike, which has a rear flat tire for some reason, ride to the guard gate and ask for help. They say they can just watch and supervise. I rush back to the scene of the accident and Jaden is dead.

Then I woke up.

theBearJewI yell at him about basically killing Will Smith's son

Are you kidding me? I would have given the dude a medal

.Hugo.Are you kidding me? I would have given the dude a medal

why a medal? he's one of the great comedians of our time and would truly be missed

I had a dream i had sexual intercourse with OPs mom

When I was younger I had this reoccurring dream about a gardener that was magnetic and he just got fucked up by all these random metal items, and for some reason it was fucking terrifying.

Had the coolest lucid dream ever some days ago.

looooong dream made short; 1st; 100s of ladies having sex in the park, i was in the middle of it (was hiding from someone not nice wanting to hurt me).

2nd; Was in a car with Afred from Nolans Batman, he was a wiseass correcting everyone all the time. Saw some militant warlord in a suit that made him move like the Cryptons in Man of steel, like superfast killing 10s of people in a blink of an eye. We figured it was time to GTFO, and drowe away. Alfred still being a obnoxious asshole. Was forced to stop cuz off mass panic of people trying to run away, we park the car to rest.

This was taking place in some south american enviorment, and reminded me of inca kind of architecture.

Then the warlord and his military appear on the hill like 500 meters away, starting to kill people.
Alfred say they will leave without me if i dont get moving.
Me: "Just go i have find my shoes" (wat?).
I find my shoes in the crowd and i see stairs with wooden fences going down. i see it's possible to jump from fence to fence, and do it.
Like stairs is for amatures.
I run/jump/fly on them untill i reach a hall with spectacular view (like far cry 4 kind of view), and there it's like 20 militants surprised to see me.
On my left theres sniper, rifles, and pistols. I grab a pistol, and aim/shoot as fast as the warlord. like ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba+++ in 2 seconds on I also take out a sniper on the roof behind me, also on pure intuition. All 20 dead. Im like "Holy fuck, how did i do that"?
I also take out a sniper on the roof behind me, also on pure instinct. 50 more or so approaching, starting to shoot. I wake up.

It felt like i waas in this for 8hours+
But the clock was showing me that it had been approx 1 HOUR!!
Meaning of this for me was; thrust my instincts and everything is possible.
Awesome shit!

And i was listening to this while having this dream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9FsAjH1I9A

After 40 min or so (it takes some time for me to fall asleep regurarly) i couldnt hear the tone and dream started.

Tips for using this to lucid dream; Bring it down to a volume that sounds nice. Let go, and believe that everything is possible, and whatever happens, happens is okay.
Fall asleep, and drift away.

If that video makes u unconfortable, or annoyed over the constant tone, try this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDJcVpW-3YI

Good luck.

Ps grammar was thrown away for this post.

cornholiowhy a medal? he's one of the great comedians of our time and would truly be missed

Jaden smith? I guess I dont find his "ideas" funny, just sad

.Hugo.Are you kidding me? I would have given the dude a medal

At the time, it didnt look like Jaden. The boy looked maybe 5? Had training wheels and all. Wasn't till he was dead did I see it was Jaden.

ANUSTARTI hada dream i was hanging out with the traveling circus and Andy wanted to eat a fancy steak dinner and i thought that was a dumb idea since i couldnt afford it

dreams don't have to be logical

I had a dream last night that I got accepted to the school I want to transfer to and got a full ride scholarship. That was pretty fucking awesome. Too bad that would never actually happen :(

I have a friend spending the year down in South Africa, and last night in my dream he came back.
Best dream ever.
Most disappointing morning ever.

I had a dream I walked to my bathroom to take a leak. Woke up with a real nice pool of urine.

I loved it, it was like sleeping in a nice Jacuzzi

WampireI had a dream I walked to my bathroom to take a leak. Woke up with a real nice pool of urine.

I loved it, it was like sleeping in a nice Jacuzzi

I go pee in a lot of my dreams but wake up completely dry. Is someone stealing my urine?

one time I had a dream that I was throwing up and I woke up spitting all over my pillow. so gross

One time I had a dream of not scoring with chicks.




Oh wait....

When I was 8, a velociraptor knocked down my block house and then ate me. Scary shiz guys

shoveled demon babies into a furnace in one of my dreams. my friends say I need help

When I was about 8 or so on Christmas Eve I had a crazy dream I will never forget. My door was open to the hallway and at the end of the hallway to the right were stairs that went down(stairs). In my dream I wake up during my sleep and I see a huge anaconda slithering around the corner coming for my bed. I am in too much shock to scream - I open my mouth and only air comes out. It crawls all the way into my room and makes a full circle around my bed. I put the covers over my head and went to sleep (but I was dreaming the whole time). I wake up and obviously it's not there but a day later a find a about a 2" piece of clear flaky plastic below my bed in a drawer (I had a trundle bed). Turns out it was snake skin.


I have never owned a snake.

savvy_skione time I had a dream that I was throwing up and I woke up spitting all over my pillow. so gross

Every teenage boy has a similar experience. Except they are not dreaming about throwing up.

I can't tell you a specific dream, but rather about a series of dreams I have had, and will probably continue to have. In every dream I can ever remember having in which I hook up with a really hot girl, or am hooking up with a really hot girl, something always happens that makes us stop, or I just realize I'm dreaming and wake up. I constantly dream cockblock myself. It really isn't fun.

I keep having zombie/apocalypse/new world order dreams in the countryside surrounding my hometown. They always involve some crazy adventure in order to survive. They always make me feel like a badass when I wake up.