Tinder success stories

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

KravtZI get so many tinder matches...but a lot of fakes and ugly girls.

VinnieFWhy would you ever like an ugly girl on Tinder?

VinnieFWhy would you ever like an ugly girl on Tinder?

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

Lolocaust."playing tinder"

RICK_ROSSthis is one my 3 successful matches. i think i took her down the day after christmas so didnt take a lot of effort.

B.QuincyLets look at the real storyline here who the fuck doesnt like bacon or kfc?

.Hugo.Rick ross definitely likes kfc and bacon. There is something fishy goin on here

.Hugo.Rick ross definitely likes kfc and bacon. There is something fishy goin on here

pow_pow~sometimes when i get bored i use a gps faker on my phone, set it to some random english speaking town somewhere in the world, say that im australian in my about me, get some nudes, have a wank, go to sleep.

.Hugo.Rick ross definitely likes kfc and bacon. There is something fishy goin on here

pow_pow~sometimes when i get bored i use a gps faker on my phone, set it to some random english speaking town somewhere in the world, say that im australian in my about me, get some nudes, have a wank, go to sleep.

NSwidowBeing australian gets you nudes?

I'm the real thing bebe. Send them my way.

ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.

RachyI met my ex on Tinder. Super successful.

RachyI met my ex on Tinder. Super successful.

MinggHa, I matched with an ns'er when I was in colorado actually. First thing he said to me was "minggg... Wait a minute, could you tell me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?" It was fuckin perfect haha.

I've never met up with anyone from tinder though cause I'm lame.

MinggHa, I matched with an ns'er when I was in colorado actually. First thing he said to me was "minggg... Wait a minute, could you tell me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?" It was fuckin perfect haha.

I've never met up with anyone from tinder though cause I'm lame.