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Least amount of fucks you've ever given

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fresh_prince
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Stood infront of a car once for like 3 mins with my dick out the people inside got so angry they almost called the cops
Jan 9 2015 7:12PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
Without thinking, i just stood up in the middle of study hall and walked out of school for no reason. I honestly thought i was in a dream. I was 4 blocks away from school when i realized what i was doing. I was concerned for my mental health.
Jan 9 2015 7:24PM
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SupremeDeity
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I put my weiner in a cats ass
Jan 9 2015 7:24PM
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DirtYStylE
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I would say none... But this feels like a trap
Jan 9 2015 9:05PM
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spliff.Life
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Zero. Actually maybe one or two, but I think there has been at least one zero
Jan 9 2015 9:21PM
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stupendous-man
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Did my first backflip on skis a couple weeks ago in the morning. It was off a windlip. IT got pretty crowded, so I decided to spend a few hours building a large booter in the sidecountry w/ homies; realized the jump was oriented wrong and we were going to land pretty much flat. Friends were hucking dubs anyway (16" of fresh), I figured it couldnt be too hard, so I sent a few dub backies, two of which were to my feet (landing was too flat to ride away).

I usually give more of a fuck, but now I can say I did my first single and dub backs on the same day.
Jan 9 2015 9:27PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Ran onto the field at a middle school soccer game, and booted that ball before the kid had a chance to kick his penalty kick. https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Playershttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Players
Jan 9 2015 10:27PM
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yeahno
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This thread has AIDS
Jan 9 2015 10:45PM
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Dobber
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Quality thread.
Jan 9 2015 11:22PM
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Tall_Paul
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dingusRan onto the field at a middle school soccer game, and booted that ball before the kid had a chance to kick his penalty kick. https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Playershttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Players


You honestly suck
Jan 9 2015 11:23PM
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Wampire
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dingusRan onto the field at a middle school soccer game, and booted that ball before the kid had a chance to kick his penalty kick. https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Playershttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Players


Dik
Jan 9 2015 11:45PM
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gotti
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I woke up to go skiing but my ride fell through so i decided to do shrooms at 8am and my friend did acid and stole 350 dollars of wine from hannafords and we just drank it smashed it outside all night. no idea what i did that day
Jan 10 2015 12:46AM
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dingus
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thatKoalakidYou honestly suck


My Apologizes
Jan 10 2015 1:00AM
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cool_name
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dingusRan onto the field at a middle school soccer game, and booted that ball before the kid had a chance to kick his penalty kick. https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Playershttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747616/Trolling-Soccer-Players


the fact that you took a video clearly shows you did a give a fuck, in fact the whole act of running and kicking is nothing more then you giving fucks

if you truly didnt give a fuck you would of just walked past the soccer game or not walk by it all doesnt matter, you dont give a fuck. Instead you giving about hundred fucks took all the effort to run onto the field and kick the ball for the sole purpose of disrupting their game, rather then just not giving a fuck that a fucking soccer game was even fucking happening in the first fucking place

fuck
Jan 10 2015 1:50AM
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Dustin.
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This thread is a douchebag convention.
Jan 10 2015 4:27AM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
I was in PeeWee Hockey, basically took my stick and two hand tomahawked a kid and broke his wrist. Ref didnt see it.
Jan 10 2015 6:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,192
When life was shitty just crank the tunes and ride hard as fuck. Or if you have a good fall and get pissed and start throwing the fuck down. Probably as close to zero fucks given as i ever got
Jan 10 2015 6:38PM
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Shredsterr
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I'm still a virgin, because I give absolutely ZERO fucks


Jan 10 2015 6:53PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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Jan 10 2015 9:41PM
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Shredsterr
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PULLI woke up to go skiing but my ride fell through so i decided to do shrooms at 8am and my friend did acid and stole 350 dollars of wine from hannafords and we just drank it smashed it outside all night. no idea what i did that day


Kinda sounds like you do in fact know what you did that day.
Jan 10 2015 9:45PM
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Mr_Mistur
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I give about -2.349 repeating fucks.
Jan 10 2015 11:42PM
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gotti
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ShredsterrKinda sounds like you do in fact know what you did that day.


it was a wierd day
Jan 11 2015 2:37PM
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frosted_flakes
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one time i gave 69 fucks lol.
Jan 11 2015 2:43PM
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.Hugo.
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if youre posting about it then you obviously did give a fuck... fucking morons
Jan 11 2015 2:43PM
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act.resist
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the time i got off the expressway in detroit to take a faster route because the traffic was backed up as far as my dick and i ended up in a not so nice place.
Jan 11 2015 4:48PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
this thread
Jan 11 2015 5:31PM
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cool_name
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.Hugo.if youre posting about it then you obviously did give a fuck... fucking morons


This this and this
Jan 11 2015 6:02PM
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Detroit_Steeze
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cool_nameThis this and this


But the locals are oh so nice.
Jan 11 2015 6:07PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Had to go pee while going doggy style with some whore, so I just decided to PEE IN HER BUTT
Jan 11 2015 7:53PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Have an exam tomorrow that will define my future in a big way. Hotel room on the river with 15 ft ceilings and windows, food on the way, feeling boss. Giving only a little bit of a fuck but a majority of no fucks for sure.
Jan 11 2015 8:02PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
.Hugo.if youre posting about it then you obviously did give a fuck... fucking morons


How do you give absolut zero fucks
Jan 11 2015 8:21PM
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JahLiam
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747899/F--k-Everything--Jon-Lajoie-this thread:
Jan 11 2015 8:54PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
ZachAndCheeseHad to go pee while going doggy style with some whore, so I just decided to PEE IN HER BUTT


You were obviously giving one fuck in this tale
Jan 11 2015 8:58PM
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cool_name
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TheStamosHave an exam tomorrow that will define my future in a big way. Hotel room on the river with 15 ft ceilings and windows, food on the way, feeling boss. Giving only a little bit of a fuck but a majority of no fucks for sure.


What exam
Jan 11 2015 9:28PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
well when my principal asked if I wanted to graduate and I relied with, "maybe depending on how much work I have to do" I felt all the fucks go out the window.

And I still graduated on time lol
Jan 11 2015 9:37PM
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TheStamos
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cool_nameWhat exam


General Contractor B in California
Jan 12 2015 2:06AM
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onLINE
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I enjoyed the soccer game troll.
Jan 12 2015 3:32PM
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