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Chewy.
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The guys that made the video of grandmas smoking weed for the first time made a video about kids learning about sex. It's hilarious and super awkward.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747443/Parents-Talk-to-Their-Kids-About-The-Birds-and-the-Bees-for-the-First-Time

Does anyone have any funny stories about when they first found out about what sex was?

I was listening to Sex and Candy with my older brothers. I was really confused so they explained it to me. So I kind of skipped the talk with my parents.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM
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John18_6
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What's sex? Is tht whhat they do in pron videos?
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Chewy.
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john18061806What's sex? Is tht whhat they do in pron videos?


Watch the first video, some Asian kid will explain it perfectly.
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Lavieille
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Damn, Nick really told that kid what the deal is haha
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270on420out
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I think the information they are given these kids are incorrect. I almost know for a fact that you have to pee on a girls vaginal areas to have sex. 
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.Rybak.
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You see, the vagina id this pocket and daddy has to stick his penis into the pocket.
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ModMommy
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I lost it at the "special dance" part.
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FunkySane
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Oh god that was hilarious. Special dances and penises in pockets hahahaa.
That asian kids fathers reactions were so funny, seems like Nick really told that kid a lot of stuff..
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Chewy.
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Honestly, Nick seems like he knows more about sex than I'll ever know.
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theabortionator
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Never talked about it with my parents. There was an awkward time when I was little where I thought sex was something bad people did. I knew what it was but thought it was just people sinning. Oh religion.

But basically picked up everything about sex through recess. I guess you don't really need a talk. Hell these days kids have the internet. One wrong click on "Im feeling lucky" and they know pretty damn quick how babies are made.
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CHORIZO
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I never really got the talk, i just grew up with 3 older brothers soall their knowledge trickled down to me
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lurking
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"I don't like that."
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theabortionatorNever talked about it with my parents. There was an awkward time when I was little where I thought sex was something bad people did. I knew what it was but thought it was just people sinning. Oh religion.

But basically picked up everything about sex through recess. I guess you don't really need a talk. Hell these days kids have the internet. One wrong click on "Im feeling lucky" and they know pretty damn quick how babies are made.


I anticipate my future children needing "the talk" just to explain away everything they learn from porn. "Why no, babies aren't made when daddy blows his load on mommies face."
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Mr.softcookie
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this is hilarious ahahahahah
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Casey
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Chewy.Honestly, Nick seems like he knows more about sex than I'll ever know.


Seriously, where can I find this kid. I need to step my game up.
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B.Quincy
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Dont really get the point of the one with the two moms lol....
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AT-AT
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LolololololoL

I honestly don't remember how I learned what sex was.

I'm leaning towards the idea that the term sex got giggled around a lot, and the wisest of the gossipers was like "penis goes into vagina." Then everyone giggled and thought "ewhhhh" or "why would someone want to do that?"

I never had a talk with my parents. I don't think either of them would have been able to do it. I guess they just assumed someone else would learn me on the subject.

My did throw a box of condoms at me, after I got my first girlfriend. I was 13.... those condoms passed their expiration dates lol.
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Spagett+
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/748378/Chase-Teaches-His-Dad-About-the-Birds-and-the-Bees


This kids dad is like "Ohh so thats how it works"
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UrbanYeti
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I still don"t understand where girls pee out of...
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Cheeko
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As bad as it is, My school didn't think the guys in my grade were mature enough to have a sex talk. so the pushed it to grade 7...
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Charlie_Kelly
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I learned through friends mainly. But my dad did ask me in 6th grade if girls offered to give me a blowjob (the admins sent out an email to all parents saying they caught two 6th graders having oral sex in a bathroom). He told me a blowjob is when a girl sucks your penis like a lollipop. Shit scarred me man
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.lencon
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B.QuincyDont really get the point of the one with the two moms lol....


That kid was traumatized
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soulskier
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I got that talk when I was 8 from my grandma at an elk viewing area during mating season
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Chewy.
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soulskierI got that talk when I was 8 from my grandma at an elk viewing area during mating season


Hahahaha how awkward was that?
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