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Chewy.
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The guys that made the video of grandmas smoking weed for the first time made a video about kids learning about sex. It's hilarious and super awkward.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/747443/Parents-Talk-to-Their-Kids-About-The-Birds-and-the-Bees-for-the-First-Time

Does anyone have any funny stories about when they first found out about what sex was?

I was listening to Sex and Candy with my older brothers. I was really confused so they explained it to me. So I kind of skipped the talk with my parents.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM
Jan 9 2015 12:33PM
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John18_6
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What's sex? Is tht whhat they do in pron videos?
Jan 9 2015 12:39PM
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Chewy.
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john18061806What's sex? Is tht whhat they do in pron videos?


Watch the first video, some Asian kid will explain it perfectly.
Jan 9 2015 12:41PM
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Lavieille
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Damn, Nick really told that kid what the deal is haha
Jan 9 2015 3:14PM
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270on420out
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I think the information they are given these kids are incorrect. I almost know for a fact that you have to pee on a girls vaginal areas to have sex. 
Jan 9 2015 3:48PM
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.Rybak.
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You see, the vagina id this pocket and daddy has to stick his penis into the pocket.
Jan 9 2015 4:14PM
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ModMommy
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I lost it at the "special dance" part.
Jan 9 2015 4:50PM
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FunkySane
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Oh god that was hilarious. Special dances and penises in pockets hahahaa.
That asian kids fathers reactions were so funny, seems like Nick really told that kid a lot of stuff..
Jan 9 2015 5:16PM
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Chewy.
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Honestly, Nick seems like he knows more about sex than I'll ever know.
Jan 9 2015 5:54PM
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theabortionator
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Never talked about it with my parents. There was an awkward time when I was little where I thought sex was something bad people did. I knew what it was but thought it was just people sinning. Oh religion.

But basically picked up everything about sex through recess. I guess you don't really need a talk. Hell these days kids have the internet. One wrong click on "Im feeling lucky" and they know pretty damn quick how babies are made.
Jan 9 2015 6:52PM
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CHORIZO
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I never really got the talk, i just grew up with 3 older brothers soall their knowledge trickled down to me
Jan 9 2015 7:08PM
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lurking
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"I don't like that."
Jan 10 2015 12:30AM
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theabortionatorNever talked about it with my parents. There was an awkward time when I was little where I thought sex was something bad people did. I knew what it was but thought it was just people sinning. Oh religion.

But basically picked up everything about sex through recess. I guess you don't really need a talk. Hell these days kids have the internet. One wrong click on "Im feeling lucky" and they know pretty damn quick how babies are made.


I anticipate my future children needing "the talk" just to explain away everything they learn from porn. "Why no, babies aren't made when daddy blows his load on mommies face."
Jan 10 2015 4:38AM
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Mr.softcookie
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this is hilarious ahahahahah
Jan 10 2015 7:31AM
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Casey
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Chewy.Honestly, Nick seems like he knows more about sex than I'll ever know.


Seriously, where can I find this kid. I need to step my game up.
Jan 10 2015 1:08PM
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B.Quincy
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Dont really get the point of the one with the two moms lol....
Jan 13 2015 10:23PM
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AT-AT
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LolololololoL

I honestly don't remember how I learned what sex was.

I'm leaning towards the idea that the term sex got giggled around a lot, and the wisest of the gossipers was like "penis goes into vagina." Then everyone giggled and thought "ewhhhh" or "why would someone want to do that?"

I never had a talk with my parents. I don't think either of them would have been able to do it. I guess they just assumed someone else would learn me on the subject.

My did throw a box of condoms at me, after I got my first girlfriend. I was 13.... those condoms passed their expiration dates lol.
Jan 13 2015 10:39PM
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Spagett+
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/748378/Chase-Teaches-His-Dad-About-the-Birds-and-the-Bees


This kids dad is like "Ohh so thats how it works"
Jan 13 2015 10:45PM
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UrbanYeti
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I still don"t understand where girls pee out of...
Jan 14 2015 12:57AM
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Cheeko
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As bad as it is, My school didn't think the guys in my grade were mature enough to have a sex talk. so the pushed it to grade 7...
Jan 14 2015 3:15PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I learned through friends mainly. But my dad did ask me in 6th grade if girls offered to give me a blowjob (the admins sent out an email to all parents saying they caught two 6th graders having oral sex in a bathroom). He told me a blowjob is when a girl sucks your penis like a lollipop. Shit scarred me man
Jan 14 2015 3:38PM
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.lencon
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B.QuincyDont really get the point of the one with the two moms lol....


That kid was traumatized
Jan 18 2015 12:08PM
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soulskier
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I got that talk when I was 8 from my grandma at an elk viewing area during mating season
Jan 18 2015 12:11PM
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Chewy.
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soulskierI got that talk when I was 8 from my grandma at an elk viewing area during mating season


Hahahaha how awkward was that?
Jan 21 2015 12:46PM
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