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Longest Pee

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El_Barto.
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Im almost home and I really have to pee. Im gonna time it on my phone.

Lets see who can have the longest pee. Dont just lie and make up pee durations, you gotta actually pee and record the time. I will know if your lying.

inb4 pee in her butt
10 years ago
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iFlip
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Just as Bono's father took the biggest shit, so too did your mother take the biggest pee.
10 years ago
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UrbanYeti
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15 seconds with a full bladder.. i have a tiny bladder.
10 years ago
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El_Barto.
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1:13.01
10 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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uti's arent something to be proud of
10 years ago
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sbarlett
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4:20.69
10 years ago
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plyswthsqrrls
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El_Barto.1:13.01


holy fuck are you a camel?
10 years ago
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Spagett+
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El_Barto.1:13.01


I think you have prostate cancer.
10 years ago
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Miomo
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plyswthsqrrlsholy fuck are you a camel?


That would explain a lot.
10 years ago
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Dobber
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plyswthsqrrlsholy fuck are you a camel?


Camels don't pee all of the water out of their humps. They probably pee just as much as any other large mammal.
10 years ago
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-emile-
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I've had really long pees the morning after night outs ,

I should time them.
10 years ago
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Mr_Mistur
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After drinking a fuckton of beer.
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Im gonna have sucj a long pee tomorrow morning. Hopefully i remember to record it
10 years ago
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El_Barto.
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toastyteenagersuti's arent something to be proud of


Good thing im not a woman like you so I dont really have to worry about UTIs
10 years ago
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.FRY.
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UrbanYeti15 seconds with a full bladder.. i have a tiny bladder.


or just a really tiny penis
10 years ago
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plyswthsqrrls
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DobberCamels don't pee all of the water out of their humps. They probably pee just as much as any other large mammal.


I'm sure that's true, I just couldn't think of another animal that carries a shit ton of water around in them
10 years ago
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CHORIZO
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UrbanYeti15 seconds with a full bladder.. i have a tiny bladder.


I too have a bladder the size of a 12 year olds.

However im gonna pull this thread in a different direction and say that i have expelled a 1 minute long fart before /claim
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.Hugo.
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plyswthsqrrlsI'm sure that's true, I just couldn't think of another animal that carries a shit ton of water around in them


Cactus
10 years ago
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Wampire
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The best part of a full bladder is watching it shrink as you release the urine.
10 years ago
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Snowtorious_BIG
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El_Barto.1:13.01


You're counting the drips aren't you bud?

I always time my pisses. I've come damn close to 30 seconds, I think my record is 26-27 and that is a big ole piss.
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Tinga
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plyswthsqrrlsI'm sure that's true, I just couldn't think of another animal that carries a shit ton of water around in them


Alright let's clear this up. Camels humps are fat not water. they don't store water in their humps.
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Dobber
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.Hugo.Cactus


Can you imagine if a cactus was an animal? Shit would be intense.
10 years ago
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plyswthsqrrls
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TingaAlright let's clear this up. Camels humps are fat not water. they don't store water in their humps.


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El_Barto.
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Snowtorious_BIGYou're counting the drips aren't you bud?

I always time my pisses. I've come damn close to 30 seconds, I think my record is 26-27 and that is a big ole piss.


That was all pre drip. I was taking a poop too so i think the stream wasnt super strong.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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Ill take a video and upload it to ns
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
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When I get up in the middle of the night to take a piss it seems like it's 5 minutes long
10 years ago
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nutz.
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El_Barto.That was all pre drip. I was taking a poop too so i think the stream wasnt super strong.


pooing and peeing simultaneously, impressive.
10 years ago
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IKEA
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This summer at work, I pissed for 57 seconds. Yes I used stopwatch.. Not my proudest moment, though I can tell you it felt amazing.
10 years ago
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Wampire
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nutz.pooing and peeing simultaneously, impressive.


Impressive? If you sat down to poop and didn't pee that is impressive. Everytime I poop I pee as well
10 years ago
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jeremyo13
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Let's do one for distance. I believe that I'm low volume, but high velocity
10 years ago
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messplay
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What about the lady that died during the contest "Hold Your Wee for a Wii." She ended up winnting the Wii but got an insane bladder infection from not urinating and ended up dying. Never got to even play it. RIP
10 years ago
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El_Barto.
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nutz.pooing and peeing simultaneously, impressive.


Normally its one, then the other. I think I normally poo first then the pee comes out.

This time both poo and pee were coming out at the same time.
10 years ago
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r00kie
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1:89
3 years ago
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MichiganCatFart
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r00kie1:89



3 years ago
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ski_salmon69
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3 years ago
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hoodratz47
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Is your pee hole the size of a grain of rice
sbarlett4:20.69
3 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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I got super baked once and pissed for 30 min. Felt like only a few minutes but when I came out of the bathroom, my ex was asking me why tf I was in there for half an hour. Granted, I probably wasn't pissing for a full 30 min, but it sure felt like it.
3 years ago
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jompcock
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Fuck how long you can pee, how far back can you stand from the toilet?
3 years ago
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