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Sad/Funny Biking Story

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KaMiKaZe_00
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This happened today



Ok so i started out biking this morning thinking i would go from the suburbs just b4 downtown all the way down to the beaches (Ontario), so i got to the beaches from my house, which is like 35km, then i started back and when i waz about a 1/4 of the way home i SUDDENLY got a flat on my front tire - i rode on the flat untill it got flat enough that i waz worried bout messing up the rim - so i started walking it - a long long way. when i waz about 1/2 way back when i say this shopping cart.....i waz really getting tired of walking my bike while elevating the front tire. so i put my bike in the cart and pushed it - Much Better - and not 2 min later do these police on bikes come my way. I tell them the story and they laugh and go the other way - i finally got to Eglington and took the bus/subway back to my house.

But it waz funny because i got all these people looked at me weird ALL the way back with the bike in the shopping cart - every driver and pedestrian. Yeah from now on i am bring extra tubes and a pump - ALWAYS

now lets all make fun of me - yay


Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
Jul 11 2002 5:19PM
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andyrightcoast
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nothing you don't see every day in Holyoke, Massachusetts... there are more shopping carts in the canals than fish...


-Andy

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'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Jul 11 2002 8:39PM
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etom
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i thought it said bikini, and then i was like, what does this have to do with bikinis, wow

~Tom
Jul 11 2002 8:41PM
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Krongos
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sad bikini stories are when they dont fall off, funny bikini stories are when they do.


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

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Jul 11 2002 8:47PM
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Capurnicus
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haha holyoke
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Jul 11 2002 8:51PM
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andyrightcoast
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Thank god I got out of Holyoke... Southampton all the way for me, baby! woohoo


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Jul 11 2002 8:53PM
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Krongos
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heres my map of holyoke-

stuff stuff stuff stuff
stuff MALL MALL stuff
stuff stuff stuff stuff

in short, holyoke is a pointless town thats only there so there can be a mall.




Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 11 2002 8:54PM
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roswel
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sorry a little off topic but funny.

i once saw an older guy, about 75, leave the beer store, put the case of beer on the back of his LAWN TRACTOR and drive home...hahahahaha...funniest thing i ever saw.



- I ain't never been to Seasame Street, but i can flip a Big Bird....BACOOOOOOCK!!! -
Jul 11 2002 9:12PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
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hahaha

a kid drove to my school on his tractor
Jul 11 2002 9:39PM
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Krongos
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there was this kid who went to my school and graduated a few years ago, but he was like mr. popular jock, and he had all abercrombie shit and all that and everyone thought he was cool(he was an ass to me so fuck him), anyway, the other day i see this kid riding a tractor around, it was just great knowing this kids 'cool' personality and then seeing him chewing on a piece of straw driving a tractor, it made me really happy cuz i hate him.


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 11 2002 9:43PM
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taimaishu
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thats hilarious! i found a shopping cart on a street and towed it behindmy car, i got some odd looks. now were attempting to put a motor on the shopping cart.



I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jul 11 2002 9:47PM
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andyrightcoast
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Holyoke isnt just a pointless town for the mall, theres lots of other stuff, like... a shitload of street crime... a shitload of homeless people, a shitload of hardcore druggies that do heroine and smoke crack to take the edge off.... Holyoke is like the biggest ghetto peice of shit ever. I hope the whole fuckin town burns down with exception to the mall. And my friends and families houses.And um... I dunno, lol...

back to the original story, haha

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Jul 12 2002 12:01AM
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