Dead Squirrel

Accidentally ran over a squirrel on my road bike.

I come from a family of hunters so it was meh for me. I don't and wouldn't regularly hunt squirrels but it wasn't a big deal at all to me.

OPs name+post combo is pretty good right now.

I would've taken it home and nursed that beautiful creature back to health. I would've named it sir Thomas. But, once it was fully heald I would have no choice but to send sir Thomas back into the wild where he belongs. Sir Thomas would not only survive, but he would thrive because he is strong. I would wallow in sadness for my friend, brother and partner has left me. I would never love someone as much as I had sir Thomas, and eventually take my own life. Sir Thomas would attend my funeral service in a nearby willow tree, in disappointment. Rain would softly bead t down on his silky skin, while a slight fog would slip unnoticed above him. He knew that I was stronger than that, that I had the capability to do anything. I would watch from heaven and weep sorrowful tears over the disapproval of my loved one. I only want sir Thomas to understand that I loved him and didn't take my life because he left. I did the right thing to let him go of course, but sir Thomas led as a coping mechanism for me over my dead mother. I would watch sir Thomas cry one tear, and then he would vanish into the tree tops never to be visited by me again.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SQUIRREL MURDERING FRIENDS

Good call, did you guys toss the body in the woods? Itd make a good midnight snack for the wolves.

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Cook it up for dinner

Im a big animal guy, but you have to put a suffering creature out of its misery. Its why they shoot deer and moose that get hit on the highway. Sad sight for sure.

WampireI would've taken it home and nursed that beautiful creature back to health. I would've named it sir Thomas. But, once it was fully heald I would have no choice but to send sir Thomas back into the wild where he belongs. Sir Thomas would not only survive, but he would thrive because he is strong. I would wallow in sadness for my friend, brother and partner has left me. I would never love someone as much as I had sir Thomas, and eventually take my own life. Sir Thomas would attend my funeral service in a nearby willow tree, in disappointment. Rain would softly bead t down on his silky skin, while a slight fog would slip unnoticed above him. He knew that I was stronger than that, that I had the capability to do anything. I would watch from heaven and weep sorrowful tears over the disapproval of my loved one. I only want sir Thomas to understand that I loved him and didn't take my life because he left. I did the right thing to let him go of course, but sir Thomas led as a coping mechanism for me over my dead mother. I would watch sir Thomas cry one tear, and then he would vanish into the tree tops never to be visited by me again.

Well that was one of the weirder posts I've read in a little while

WampireI would've taken it home and nursed that beautiful creature back to health. I would've named it sir Thomas. But, once it was fully heald I would have no choice but to send sir Thomas back into the wild where he belongs. Sir Thomas would not only survive, but he would thrive because he is strong. I would wallow in sadness for my friend, brother and partner has left me. I would never love someone as much as I had sir Thomas, and eventually take my own life. Sir Thomas would attend my funeral service in a nearby willow tree, in disappointment. Rain would softly bead t down on his silky skin, while a slight fog would slip unnoticed above him. He knew that I was stronger than that, that I had the capability to do anything. I would watch from heaven and weep sorrowful tears over the disapproval of my loved one. I only want sir Thomas to understand that I loved him and didn't take my life because he left. I did the right thing to let him go of course, but sir Thomas led as a coping mechanism for me over my dead mother. I would watch sir Thomas cry one tear, and then he would vanish into the tree tops never to be visited by me again.

If you wrote a book... I would buy that shit.

Ryan_HansenIf you wrote a book... I would buy that shit.

How about some school essays