Replying to Most awkward experience you've had recently

Title is pretty sell explanatory
for me I think a few days ago I was really baked and I had some pop tarts, I decided to have my friend pop the hood and I tried to cook my pop tarts between his heat shield and the engine block. Then a cop pulled up to ask if we needed help and I had to explain I was trying to cook some pop tarts on the engine..
Also I saw my girlfriends parents in the checkout line at Costco while I was holding one of those Durex pleasure packs with 60 condoms. Painfully awkward.