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What have you done so far this year?

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theBearJew
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Happy new year NS, what have you accomplished so far?




For me, I invented carpet.

Got super hammered last night, moved the bath mat in front of the toilet so when I was puking I had something comfortable to sit on (its one of those padded comfortable ones). Well this morning it was still there, I'm sittin on the toilet feet resting on the mat and I start thinking man, this would be great to have throughout the entire apartment on every spot of my floor.

So yea, I invented carpet this morning. 2015 is gonna be a good one.
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Drove girlfriend to work.
Reddit
Facebook
Newschoolers

Off to a blistering start.
10 years ago
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Gsince93
Posts: 203 - Karma: 286
Made out with a girl that's still in high school then bought her a pizza from 711, still don't know how I'm feeling.... The pizza was too committed, rookie mistake.
10 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
theBearJewHappy new year NS, what have you accomplished so far?




For me, I invented carpet.

Got super hammered last night, moved the bath mat in front of the toilet so when I was puking I had something comfortable to sit on (its one of those padded comfortable ones). Well this morning it was still there, I'm sittin on the toilet feet resting on the mat and I start thinking man, this would be great to have throughout the entire apartment on every spot of my floor.

So yea, I invented carpet this morning. 2015 is gonna be a good one.


lol. casey and i lost.
10 years ago
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,634
ChrisMcCandlessDrove girlfriend to work.
Reddit
Facebook
Newschoolers

Off to a blistering start.


Its okay man, not everyone can invent carpet.
10 years ago
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Woke up at 5
Clocked in at 5:50
And here I still am

I'm making time and a half all day though so I can't complain.
10 years ago
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
Wke up sitll drunk and here am I
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
Posts: 227 - Karma: 591
still pretty buzzed

cleaned up my basement (i hosted)

some yola

hair of the dog treatment of this hangover
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Went roller blading because New York has no fucking snow, and im going night skiing at 430
10 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
About to work a 7 hour shift hungover af
10 years ago
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
Woke up from a night of drinking, took a shower, ate pizza for breakfast, went skiing in the rain, came home, ate a pizza and now I'm on NS.
Pizza is life.
10 years ago
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
Pooped a gerbil
10 years ago
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
I ate some in n out, took a shit
10 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
smoked a cigarette, got laid twice, took a nap on a couch, went home and took another nap on a couch, ate some eggs, sat in a chair for a while, smoked another cigarette, sat in a different chair for a while, and now i am back on the couch.
10 years ago
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Demoed rossi e88's and rossi e100's for work and skied the steepest angle slope I have ever skied on.
10 years ago
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saskskier
Posts: 4774 - Karma: 10,005
Got home about 2, and went to bed around 230
Slept in until about noon
Made a cappuccino
Currently sitting on the couch watching Netflix and figuring out what to eat for lunch
10 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,403
FBGMsmoked a cigarette, got laid twice, took a nap on a couch, went home and took another nap on a couch, ate some eggs, sat in a chair for a while, smoked another cigarette, sat in a different chair for a while, and now i am back on the couch.


You seem like one of those girls that would be caught on John TV.
10 years ago
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
Distanced myself from someone that is not worth communicating with on a social (still have to be civil with her at work) level.

10 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Played some Clue, Drove home, confirmed a flight, ate some soup.
10 years ago
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FBGM
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.frenchyYou seem like one of those girls that would be caught on John TV.


I don't know what that is
10 years ago
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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 79
Finished a 26 in a night, got home at 4 am, lost my phone, and slept till 1
10 years ago
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,948
Went skiing with my girlfriend. It was dope, great start to the year.
10 years ago
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,685
Pooped 3 times already.

I'm absolutely loving 2015
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
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Mr.noodleWent roller blading because New York has no fucking snow, and im going night skiing at 430


Scratch that I didn't go skiing I just wrote a 5 page essay. Fuk school
10 years ago
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Napped.
Watched a shit ton of football.
Ate pizza.
10 years ago
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
Rang in the new year at school, yaked once, had the most amazing breakfast sandwich, drove home, slept all day, and my cat is still missing from new years eve. Mercy, if you see this, come home
10 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,403
FBGMI don't know what that is


https://www.youtube.com/user/videovigilanteokc
10 years ago
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Spent yesterday boating some nice rivers only to have my jetboat fuckout on the way home. Seems that the heat exchanger may be cracked. Now I'm trying to fix it.
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
.frenchyhttps://www.youtube.com/user/videovigilanteokc


I guess that's only mildly insulting. I'm not too worried about it, I had a great night and I can't really complain about spending the following day on the couch.
10 years ago
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Some buddy saw me making out with his ex girlfriend and came at me shoving me against a wall trying to fight me and I was too high on M to give a fuck and everyone started freaking out at him and pulled him off of me and then I went back to the party and got more drunk then passed out around 3:00am and made time and a half for 5 hours at work.
All in all- First moment of 2015 buddy tries to fight me high off my rooster. Solid start.
10 years ago
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Pretty much watched football and binge ate all day

And got paid for not working
10 years ago
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saskskier
Posts: 4774 - Karma: 10,005
Baked a quiche.
10 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
Nursed a brutal hangover and then picked my car up from my friends place. Got grilled by my mom about my drinking habits.
10 years ago
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Had a semi-stranger lesbian kiss me at midnight at a concert.
Took a huge p00p.
Smoked a few bowls.
Went for a hike.
Have only slept 2 and a half hours so far in the year.
About to sleep for 10.
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14048 - Karma: 50,946
Was hungover
Went skiing and hit 3 new features.
Bought new gloves
Did donuts in my dad's parking lot
Now I am laying in bed watching shit on Netflix
10 years ago
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
Flew home. Met macklemore at the Seattle airport. He was not the friendliest. Currently watching less.
10 years ago
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
-Made a bet with my friends to see who could go the longest into the new year without jacking off

-Jacked off
10 years ago
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,272
went for a swim in the pacific ocean

might have been a bad idea

some regrets
10 years ago
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.GUCCI.
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 6,050
pulled an all nighter
used plenty of lighters
drank plenty of liquor
10 years ago
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
havnt really slept yet and i just got home a few hours ago. its been a long day.
10 years ago
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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 734
got some love from jskis on instagram
10 years ago
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youngloaf
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10 years ago
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connecticunt
Posts: 847 - Karma: 1,541
Drank my feelings
Slept through work with a three year old on my lap
Got home from work
Drank feelings again
Ate bagel bites
10 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
fucked ur mum
10 years ago
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
youngloaf


ow.
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Woke up under a pool table, shot some clay pigeons, got drunk again, woke up early ass fuck, now driving 15 hours
10 years ago
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Scotty_B
Posts: 287 - Karma: 423
Woke up hungover
watched some TV
Filled an annoying pothole in my driveway with some dirt.
Backed over said pothole with my car a bunch.

I guess you could say i'm on a roll
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14048 - Karma: 50,946
I showered for the first time since 2014 this afternoon.
10 years ago
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dmski
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MinggI showered for the first time since 2014 this afternoon.


Haha same! Thought I'd be the only one
10 years ago
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