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Best. Piss. Ever.

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Old-schooler.
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I just took a piss outside next to a frozen pond, a half moon lighting up the gnarled trees around me, and my bare feet on the refreshingly cold ground.

Post your best piss here, and don't eat the yellow snow.
Dec 31 2014 12:49AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,252
Had to piss so bad. Did. Felt great
Then i woke up wet
Dec 31 2014 1:50AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
My name is Robert Kelly and my attorney has advised me not to divulge my Best.Piss.Ever.

But you know B====D---- (-_-)

he never said anything about emojis
Dec 31 2014 2:03AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Id have to say my best piss ever was when i pee'd in Op's mom's butt.
Dec 31 2014 2:06AM
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Old-schooler.
Posts: 120 - Karma: 971
Chubz.Id have to say my best piss ever was when i pee'd in Op's mom's butt.


That couldn't have happened, She is still stuck pooping back and forth... Forever....
Dec 31 2014 2:13AM
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RICK_ROSS
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Old-schooler.I just took a piss outside next to a frozen pond, a half moon lighting up the gnarled trees around me, and my bare feet on the refreshingly cold ground.

Post your best piss here, and don't eat the yellow snow.


>frozen pond
>bare feet

sounds terrible.
Dec 31 2014 3:28AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Old-schooler.That couldn't have happened, She is still stuck pooping back and forth... Forever....


))((
Dec 31 2014 8:29AM
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theBearJew
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theBearJew))((


))< >((
Dec 31 2014 8:37AM
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freestyler540
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Your thread reminds me of this:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/745877/HAROLD-AND-KUMAR-ESCAPE-FROM-GUANTANAMO-BAY-KKK-SCENE
Dec 31 2014 9:56AM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Chubz.Id have to say my best piss ever was when i pee'd in Op's mom's butt.


Im dissapointed in NS that this isn't the first comment. Op was asking for it.
Dec 31 2014 9:58AM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
Chubz.Id have to say my best piss ever was when i pee'd in Op's mom's butt.


Op's sister was pretty tight also, makes for a nice relaxing piss.
Dec 31 2014 10:25AM
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Chubz.
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Rosa_ParkIm dissapointed in NS that this isn't the first comment. Op was asking for it.

I hold it down
Mr.noodleOp's sister was pretty tight also, makes for a nice relaxing piss.


Nice *e high five*
Dec 31 2014 11:15AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37390 - Karma: 120,126
stumbled out of my hammock into this nice riverbed right by our campsite drunk as fuck at like 3am. dropped trow and leaned back to gaze at the beautiful southern Utah desert night sky. best piss ever that I can recall.
Dec 31 2014 11:28AM
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Wheat
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,633
In a girls laundry room on the floor. Kinda felt bad but hey, it was thrilling knowing that I could get caught any second.
Dec 31 2014 1:58PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Pissed into a cup, froze the cup, and had a nice refreshing salty slushy.
Dec 31 2014 2:13PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
Mr.noodleOp's sister was pretty tight also, makes for a nice relaxing piss.


if it was tight and trying to urinate i would be stressed not relaxed.. there would be urine everywhere but the butt.. oh no
Dec 31 2014 2:26PM
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J_Berg
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theabortionatorHad to piss so bad. Did. Felt great
Then i woke up wet


It happens to the best of us haha. literraly I've done this and it sucks you wake up and youre like are you fucking kididng me haha
Dec 31 2014 3:13PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
When I was being pushed out of my mom's vagina 17 years ago I took an explosive piss up her butt and thus the legend was born.
Dec 31 2014 3:53PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
I peed on a fire to put it out and the steam wafted up, filling my nostrils with the heavenly sharp yet comforting smell of urine and smoke.
Dec 31 2014 4:18PM
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
when i peed in your moms butt.
Dec 31 2014 10:08PM
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Skibumsmith
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in the bushes at work with the UPS driver watching
Jan 1 2015 10:39AM
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Wheaty214
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One time I had to gain weight for a boxing match. So on the way to weigh-ins, I drank a gallon of water. I had to wait for about 30 minutes until I could finally weigh in. I was in line just about losing my shit. Time passed by soooo slowly. I was in utter agony. I was literally leaking I had to piss so bad.

The bathroom was on the other side of the weigh station and I had sights set on it. I finally made to the front of the line and the closer I got the more pain I was in. As the person in front of me got done weighing in, I jumped right on as quickly as possible, desperate to reach the bathroom in time. After the longest 10 seconds of my life, the lady was done writing down my weight.

I then sprinted to the bathroom where I unleashed the flood gates and took the most incredible piss of my life. I pissed for a solid two minutes at the force similar to a fire hydrant hose unleashing water on a fire. That piss will resonate in my mind for the rest of my life.
Jan 1 2015 6:04PM
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