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pimpcat
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What kind of animal do you think would make the best pimp? There must be options that are equally as good as cats. I'm excluding humans for obvious reasons.
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Dec 29 2014 12:43AM
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JAHpow
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A sloth with a fedora
Dec 29 2014 12:44AM
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starvin_marvin
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Dec 29 2014 12:48AM
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pimpcat
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JAHpowA sloth with a fedora


I agree. But why? A cat is clever and selfish. great qualities in a huslin' pimp. sloths are slow and the fedora would fall over his eyes so he couldn't see. and he's slow as fuck so some critter could rob him before he even pulls the hat up.

I think you should consider a better animal pimp.
Dec 29 2014 1:22AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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don't seals have one alpha who gets to fuck all the bitches in the pack? sounds like he's pimpin hard.
Dec 29 2014 1:29AM
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starvin_marvin
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Dec 29 2014 1:30AM
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life_is_hood
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Through many well-funded studies and much dedicated research, it has become apparent to me that the lowly marmot does in fact make the best pimp. In addition to their blatant disregard for others' feelings and their particular proclivity for desecrating others' property, the overwhelming response of our lead scientists was the "they keep their hoes in check" and that "their pimp hand rivals even that of any stereotype in a Tyler Perry movie".
Dec 29 2014 2:56AM
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pimpcat
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life_is_hoodThrough many well-funded studies and much dedicated research, it has become apparent to me that the lowly marmot does in fact make the best pimp. In addition to their blatant disregard for others' feelings and their particular proclivity for desecrating others' property, the overwhelming response of our lead scientists was the "they keep their hoes in check" and that "their pimp hand rivals even that of any stereotype in a Tyler Perry movie".


please post a pic of said marmot
Dec 29 2014 3:55PM
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.Hugo.
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Bonobos are pretty much constantly fucking each other
Dec 29 2014 4:00PM
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