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Official New Years resolution thread

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Byron_tha_gr8
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I will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.

if we all work together, what goals can we NOT achieve? other than immortality? or equality, or a functioning healthcare system, or control of the weather.


I RESOLVE TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BE MORE INFORMED THAN EVER BEFORE, AND USE LESS OF THAT KNOWLEDGE THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE. Basically, I resolve to be a true American.
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10 years ago
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Brule.
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10 years ago
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Substitute
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I promise to get Byron into kindergarten.
10 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5686 - Karma: 22,819
mine is to not be a joey
10 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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1366 by 768 pixels

unless i get a new computer it probably wont change
10 years ago
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
*TACO-DOG*1366 by 768 pixels

unless i get a new computer it probably wont change




10 years ago
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
My resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn
10 years ago
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
Lord_ByronI will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.


ANUSTARTMy resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn








...have fun with that, op
10 years ago
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El.Guapo
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To spend the year std free
10 years ago
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Wampire
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Lord_ByronI will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.


Brutally rape and murder Byron
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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To make sure Brett Fisher learns correct grammar.
10 years ago
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
I'm going to cure cancer then sell it for an irrationally high price and make obscene profits
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14035 - Karma: 50,674
Drink more booze
Shred harder
Spend less money
Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus
Spend more time on school
Stop being such an annoying person
Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.
Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.
10 years ago
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applegangster.
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munch more box
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
*SBCmingg*Drink more booze
Shred harder
Spend less money
Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus
Spend more time on school
Stop being such an annoying person
Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.
Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.


mingy ming ming. missin the point.
10 years ago
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connecticunt
Posts: 847 - Karma: 1,541
Resolutions would be

Stop letting people walk all over me.
Ease up on the drugs.
Finally get my grades up and transfer.
Save money for travel and moving out.
Live in a way that would've made my baby girl proud.
10 years ago
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Anathema
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be more of a leader by example
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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New years resolutions are for losers
10 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52562 - Karma: 173,844
Lol, new years resolutions. So dumb.

Like the people that post shit like this on facebook "Quit smoking, haven't had a cig in 6 hours" and everyones like "way to go girl" "good job" "you got this".

99% of the time new years resolutions are for people who want to feel good about doing something without actually doing it. They think up some ideas that warm their heart with no intention of committing to them.

Hopefully 2015 doesn't suck for me.
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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ski lots and lots of pow
10 years ago
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SFB
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beat up more nerds and be more racist.
10 years ago
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Work hard and finish strong in my last year of high school.
10 years ago
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
Buy danker weed
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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Eat more vegetables. I can't go on like this
10 years ago
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eheath
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Ban Lord_Byron
10 years ago
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Scaredwhiteboy
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We already have a functioning healthcare system. We should get rid of medicaid and medicare, but those programs sure aren't preventing the healthcare system from functioning.



My New Year's resolution is to bang a black chick.
10 years ago
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Chubz.
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Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow



Buy a Car



Buy a nice camera
10 years ago
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Dobber
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Pee in her bu-....ear.
10 years ago
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000000000000
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Probably cut back on the binge drinking and focus on school more. I want to start thinking more positively too.
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
pussyfooterBan Lord_Byron


FLEX
10 years ago
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Shelbsshreds
Posts: 67 - Karma: 195
Think positively
Have fun while improving my skiing
Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about
10 years ago
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eheath
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Lord_ByronFLEX


Are you going to personally make sure I follow through?
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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pussyfooterAre you going to personally make sure I follow through?


im shocked my stance on dead cops didnt already get you to pull the trigger.





























lol pull the trigger.
10 years ago
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eheath
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Lord_Byronim shocked my stance on dead cops


I think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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pussyfooterI think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.


i don't have any credibility, this is a skiing forum. Really shutting down my career.
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
Chubz.Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow



Buy a Car



Buy a nice camera


All noble goals!

I managed to lose 35Lbs from last new years, getting in shape feels so fucking good.
10 years ago
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,792
shelbssaysThink positively
Have fun while improving my skiing
Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about


Bang an entry level pink name
10 years ago
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.FRY.
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pussyfooterBan Lord_Byron


Ban ebeef
10 years ago
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
deal. in that case you must help me

1. find my ring
2. raise an army
3. conquer middle earth
4. destroy the world of men
10 years ago
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