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Merry Christmas Fu*k**s

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schlopy
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Merry Christmas/ Holidays homies!!! Hope the shred is good and you're all keeping the fun alive!!! Feel free to talk all the shit on me or your homies right here slash post the most awesome moment(s) of your 2014 season. 2015 is gonna be a good one! Here's a proposition for all of you: set a goal, (life goal or a shred goal) and go get it!! The only catch is- have fun in the process. Good luck and good times!

-Your Friendly neighborhood Schlopy
Dec 25 2014 4:38AM
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schlopy
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P.S. I Want crowd funding. VIA direct wire transfer...
Dec 25 2014 5:10AM
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Newschoolers55
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are you going to try 1980 this season?
Dec 25 2014 5:23AM
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schlopy
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veetuzkaare you going to try 1980 this season?


Depends on the crowd funding...
Dec 25 2014 5:25AM
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skebumw
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veetuzkaare you going to try 1980 this season?


schlopyDepends on the crowd funding...


anyone else think this shits funny af?
Dec 25 2014 5:53AM
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JahLiam
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I'll give you a loan of you agree to a 36 month bi weekly pay back period with 26% interest compounded daily
Dec 25 2014 6:33AM
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FunkySane
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How many alcohols dd you take Schlopy?
Dec 25 2014 6:37AM
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schlopy
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FunkySaneHow many alcohols dd you take Schlopy?


Zero? ;)
Dec 25 2014 6:39AM
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schlopy
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JahLiamI'll give you a loan of you agree to a 36 month bi weekly pay back period with 26% interest compounded daily


that's a really good deal! for you ;) maybe I'd agree if I didn't get a 99 on my finance final hehehe (claim)
Dec 25 2014 6:41AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Can i videotape you having sex with my girlfriend why i crank down in the corner?
Dec 25 2014 6:45AM
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schlopy
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JAHBRADORCan i videotape you having sex with my girlfriend why i crank down in the corner?


How many alcohols did you have?
Dec 25 2014 6:49AM
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CrotchKiller
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Thanks Alex! This thread is number one!
Dec 25 2014 7:50AM
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.Rybak.
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schlopyP.S. I Want crowd funding. VIA direct wire transfer...


I will give you 5 mil and my daddies lambo.
Dec 25 2014 7:52AM
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skebumw
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JahLiamI'll give you a loan of you agree to a 36 month bi weekly pay back period with 26% interest compounded daily


someone has been watching a little to much shark tank, no?
Dec 25 2014 7:53AM
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cwphoto
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Merry Christmas!
Dec 25 2014 7:57AM
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dvx100
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Will you accept a very firm handshake?
Dec 25 2014 8:09AM
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steezyjibber
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Very odd way of censoring the title
Dec 25 2014 8:17AM
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malonius_funk
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steezyjibberVery odd way of censoring the title


shit don't make no sense!
Dec 25 2014 8:42AM
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crotchvent
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Switch to a mono ski and I'll give you five bucks.
Dec 25 2014 10:49AM
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crotchvent
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Switch to a mono ski and I'll give you five bucks.
Dec 25 2014 10:49AM
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.Steezy-McGee.
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All I wan't for Christmas is to get over my fear of huge jumps.

Fingers crossed on finally balling up this year
Dec 25 2014 11:14AM
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270on420out
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Alex do you ever dress up as your cousin and pretend to be a racer. Or vice versa
Dec 25 2014 11:18AM
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DrZoidberg
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schlopyP.S. I Want crowd funding. VIA direct wire transfer...


Hello Mr. schlopy.

I am sending you this message in good holiday faith that you can offer your assistance in a matter most important. I am Mr. Johnson, head of the Nigerian National Bank of Nigeria. I'm am looking for your assistance in recovering funds gifted to me by the late kind of my country. With your confidence, I need to wire one million (1,000,000) US dollars ($) to an account in the country United States. Upon the transfer, we shall transfer this sum to my account with the national bank. For you cooperation, I will gift to you a sum of fifty-thousand (50,000) US dollars ($) to your crowd funding initiative. Please provide us with your bank account numbers and information to make this transaction a possibility. Once you have deposited a sum of one-hundred-thousand (100,000) US Dollars ($) in a Nigerian based account, we can make the final transfer. We thank you for your help.

May the holiday spirit be upon your thoughts.
Dec 25 2014 12:03PM
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Sklar
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Way to censor the title you pussy


Merry Christmas you fuck!
Dec 25 2014 12:33PM
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Tree60
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Schlopy, I heard you fell off a cliff... Care to comment?
Dec 25 2014 3:06PM
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-emile-
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Tree60Schlopy, I heard you fell off a cliff... Care to comment?


he didn't fall off the cliff , he hucked a 3600 off of it.
Dec 25 2014 3:16PM
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Keith_M
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yeah hey Sloppy, 2015 seems like a good year for you to bring us to the future. I'm counting on you.
Dec 25 2014 3:32PM
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Nigeria
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DrZoidbergHello Mr. schlopy.

I am sending you this message in good holiday faith that you can offer your assistance in a matter most important. I am Mr. Johnson, head of the Nigerian National Bank of Nigeria. I'm am looking for your assistance in recovering funds gifted to me by the late kind of my country. With your confidence, I need to wire one million (1,000,000) US dollars ($) to an account in the country United States. Upon the transfer, we shall transfer this sum to my account with the national bank. For you cooperation, I will gift to you a sum of fifty-thousand (50,000) US dollars ($) to your crowd funding initiative. Please provide us with your bank account numbers and information to make this transaction a possibility. Once you have deposited a sum of one-hundred-thousand (100,000) US Dollars ($) in a Nigerian based account, we can make the final transfer. We thank you for your help.

May the holiday spirit be upon your thoughts.



Thanks for the support.
Dec 25 2014 3:54PM
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Ric.
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Merry christmas fuckers. I ended my season early december with my ACL so thats ight. Heres a pre surgery pick from the trvp house.
Dec 25 2014 4:12PM
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Newschoolers55
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schlopy2015 is gonna be a good one!


Ric.

Merry christmas fuckers. I ended my season early december with my ACL so thats ight. Heres a pre surgery pick from the trvp house.


Lolz
Dec 25 2014 4:25PM
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dvx100
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Ric.

Merry christmas fuckers. I ended my season early december with my ACL so thats ight. Heres a pre surgery pick from the trvp house.


heal up son.
Dec 25 2014 5:47PM
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hank.ski
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NigeriaThanks for the support.


GOLD NIGERIA, GOLD
Dec 25 2014 5:58PM
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Ric.
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Aaron_heal up son.


thanks mang
Dec 25 2014 6:07PM
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JAHBRADOR
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schlopyHow many alcohols did you have?


None.
Dec 25 2014 6:54PM
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lurking
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Schlopy is spiderman
Dec 25 2014 7:31PM
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Balzberg
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threads
Dec 25 2014 8:52PM
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TomDavies
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threads like these give me the giggles
Dec 25 2014 8:54PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Is This How We Want Our OLYMPIC HEROES Acting?!?!?!

You Are An Iconic INSPIRATION To Children And You Think This Is A Joke?

Go Fuck Urself Sloppy
Dec 25 2014 9:03PM
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jfxphoto
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Brilliant thread hahahah!



Merry Christmas ya fucks!
Dec 25 2014 9:12PM
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JahLiam
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skebumwsomeone has been watching a little to much shark tank, no?


dragons den actually, up in canadia eh
Dec 25 2014 9:14PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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i will offer you your 1 million, but in return, i get 2 of your hoes a month for a year, then 1 your hoes per month in perpetuity.
Dec 25 2014 9:17PM
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p-fo
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I wish threads still had Facebook like buttons.
Dec 25 2014 9:55PM
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AT-AT
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This thread is Christmas lolz.
Dec 25 2014 10:11PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I really enjoy this thread.
Dec 25 2014 11:00PM
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schlopy
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Lord_ByronIs This How We Want Our OLYMPIC HEROES Acting?!?!?!

You Are An Iconic INSPIRATION To Children And You Think This Is A Joke?

Go Fuck Urself Sloppy


? Last time I checked I missed the Olympics? Also the message in this thread was positive... And also you have to be a little off your rocker to do what we do right? Calm down and merry Christmas. I will now go ahead and fuck myself. And enjoy every second of it.
Dec 25 2014 11:49PM
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-Dan
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people used to claim first page on a thread like this, not 19hrs later i can just casually roll in
Dec 25 2014 11:51PM
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markc
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how do you pronounce your name alex?
Dec 26 2014 12:08AM
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schlopy
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aidmuffinhow do you pronounce your name alex?


It's like taking a secretive pee first say Shhhhh to make sure nobody is bothering you then on the Low take a Pee
Shhh-Low-Pee
Dec 26 2014 12:19AM
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Toaster-Tony
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schlopy killing it in this thread.
Dec 26 2014 12:25AM
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La_Chapa
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Is it true you're black?
Dec 26 2014 12:51AM
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