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Help! I don't have a chimney.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
I want santa to come, but I don't have a chimney. Is there any way for me to get santa to come to my house. I've tried to lure him in with elf porn, and cookies and stuff, but it never works. Please NS I need your help.
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Dec 24 2014 10:12PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Best of luck to you Fry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
Dec 24 2014 10:16PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
Make your own chimney. All you need is a handful of explosives and some hair on your balls.
Dec 24 2014 10:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
when i saw "bang an elf" my mind went here..

Dec 24 2014 10:20PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Anathemawhen i saw "bang an elf" my mind went here..



Maybe I can use her to lure in santa
Dec 24 2014 10:41PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812


Trust me, Santa is going to get in one way or another.
Dec 24 2014 10:43PM
3 0
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applegangster.
Posts: 20 - Karma: 1
get santa to christmas gifts up ur asshole in lieu of a chimney
Dec 24 2014 10:44PM
0 0
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Quit living as a peasant, make some money, buy a real house with a chimney, idk maybe bang your cousin if she's hot ur probly into that stuff.

If you do those things Santa will come
Dec 24 2014 10:44PM
1 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,279
Cut a hole in your roof with a chainsaw. Or send him dick picks and directions to your room.
Dec 24 2014 10:46PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Keep a window open, your anus exposed, and the spirit of Christmas in your heart.
Dec 24 2014 10:48PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
eheath = Santa
Dec 24 2014 10:48PM
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applegangster.
Posts: 20 - Karma: 1
RedPandaeheath = Santa


false, my cock is santa and is very generous
Dec 24 2014 10:49PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
applegangster.false, my cock is santa and is very generous


You mean your pussy?
Dec 25 2014 10:08AM
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