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foolmetwice
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If you're ever trynna get free wifi on the plane just hit up the live support/live help chat. They're ussually down to hook it up, especially if you make conversation or tell a joke. This has never failed me. You're welcome.
Dec 23 2014 10:06PM
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theabortionator
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If I don't have jokes will they accept dick pics? Actually, the last chick I tried to sleep with started laughing and pointing before she put her shirt back on and left my apartment so I guess maybe I do have some jokes.

In my defense her eyesight/taking her glasses off to hookup probably snubbed me of a cm or two.

I saw her at the bar the other night. I scowled at her while doing more shots than I had in a long time. I didn't really look at me much but I feel like she could tell by my eyes that I was wishing all sorts of bad things upon her. In that situation would have been great to have a friend that practices vodou.

I'm debating whether to hold a grudge or find a whore to make everything better. Maybe just cry myself to sleep again to the faint sounds of christmas music that drift from the gas station across the street.
Dec 23 2014 10:35PM
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foolmetwice
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I have now been made aware that most if not all gogo inflight internet service live chat agents will accept dick picks in all shapes and sizes in exchange for free wifi codes
Dec 23 2014 11:06PM
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CHORIZO
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More like wi fly
Dec 24 2014 1:56AM
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applegangster
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In American Airlines its shit
Dec 24 2014 2:49AM
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BieberHole69
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Can confirm this works. Tried it this morning on Alaska coming back from Hawaii. Thanks for the tip, brah.
Dec 24 2014 12:09PM
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eheath
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Man I can't wait until airplanes start having free wifi, one day.
Dec 24 2014 1:43PM
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theabortionator
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pussyfooterMan I can't wait until airplanes start having free wifi, one day.


One day the world will have free wifi.
Dec 24 2014 1:52PM
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eheath
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theabortionatorOne day the world will have free wifi.


TRU
Dec 24 2014 1:54PM
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Bagina
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theabortionatorOne day the world will have free wifi.


My City has free wifi pretty much every where.
Dec 24 2014 2:06PM
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theabortionator
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I don't have a smart phone and remember people being like "OMG you'll be tied down to wifi is you just have a laptop"

Been rolling around with my foreign smart phone using it as a mini tablet. There's wifi everywhere and it's just the start. MCdonalds, bars, lots of mountains, all over the place.

At some point the only places that won't will be places where people want to be way off the grid.

Also airports that have free wifi are awesome, ones that charge stupid prices not so much. At least in the states internet in general and wifi prices seem to be pretty decent.
Dec 24 2014 2:15PM
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eheath
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BieberHole69Can confirm this works. Tried it this morning on Alaska coming back from Hawaii. Thanks for the tip, brah.


haha i just did this, it worked flawlessly.
Dec 24 2014 3:06PM
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theabortionator
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BieberHole69Can confirm this works. Tried it this morning on Alaska coming back from Hawaii. Thanks for the tip, brah.


pussyfooterhaha i just did this, it worked flawlessly.


I'll have to try the next time I fly.
Dec 24 2014 3:40PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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BieberHole69Can confirm this works. Tried it this morning on Alaska coming back from Hawaii. Thanks for the tip, brah.


What airline?
Dec 24 2014 4:11PM
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BieberHole69
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ScaredwhiteboyWhat airline?


Alaska
Dec 24 2014 7:21PM
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eheath
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ScaredwhiteboyWhat airline?


I'm pretty sure every airline uses the same gogo internet which is what I used.
Dec 24 2014 7:25PM
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foolmetwice
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Just had another succsessfull go with the live help and getting free wifi. Highlights of my 2 hour long conversation with one of the gogo live help guys include: the virtues of college and its gives and takes. Information and insider tips about various colleges in colorado (he goes to uc denver and says gogo is a good gig for him to help pay for his education, and he can use his down time, his hours are 5pm to 4am and he can work from anywhere, to work on his thesis). And he hooked it up with the free wifi promo code at the end. Also he and some buddies are lauching a website called legitasaurus tommorow, which he says will be similar to the onion, so check it out!
Jan 4 2015 8:50PM
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~Gotama~
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If this works then I'll be super stoked on my 5 hour flight tomorrow. How do you find the live chat? Just open a browser on my phone or something? I know all kinds of great jokes
Jan 4 2015 11:05PM
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penguiin
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I am about to board a 5 hour flight, please don't let me down.
Jan 5 2015 1:12AM
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foolmetwice
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~Gotama~If this works then I'll be super stoked on my 5 hour flight tomorrow. How do you find the live chat? Just open a browser on my phone or something? I know all kinds of great jokes


Just connect to the wifi and it will send you to the gogo home page. Then click on any of the options a if you were going to purchase it. At the bottom of the page after you click on any of the options there is live help
Jan 5 2015 12:36PM
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Top_Gun
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Also because of the google products they use for web traffic statistics, all google HTTPS connections are open, and a few other HTTPS connections as well. If you just add HTTPS, most internet connections are open. I haven't tried this myself, but I would assume that you can use google translate to visit any website, by combining the google HTTPS method, and the google translate method normally used to get around filters shown below. Hope this helps

http://lifehacker.com/access-blocked-sites-at-school-or-work-with-google-tran-1440764030
Jan 5 2015 12:55PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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I make it a point to fly SouthWest, that way I can watch TV. It's always enjoyable to watch some Football to kill the time.
Jan 5 2015 1:02PM
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eheath
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eheathhaha i just did this, it worked flawlessly.


Year later, shit still works haha
Dec 24 2015 1:18AM
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crotchvent
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Damn this thread would have been real helpful a few days ago.
Dec 24 2015 12:26PM
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