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Shit.... walked in on brother

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steezy_doge
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so about 10 mins ago i got home from chilling with a bunch of friends and my brother was at home and he has been home since lunch and i came in and had a present so i was going to go up to his room and throw it to him and he knew i was home cause i yelled to him is the dog fed and he said no so i fed th edog and walked down to his room and he could hear me and i opened his door and he was having sex with his girlfriend and so i just closed the door and laughed and walked away cause he saw me and so did his gf...

and its super fucking awkward now lol hes 16 and been dating for like almost 2 years with her..
what do i do?
i guess i should have kinda expected him to be having sex cause he's home alone all day with his gf so yeah but what do i do? do i just say hey sorry about that or just keep it awkward like idk what to do....









inb4 "OP should have joined them"
Dec 19 2014 5:59PM
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theabortionator
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steezy_dogeinb4 "OP should have joined them"


This.


At least throw out the offer. Be like "hey there what's yur tits, ever been DP'd?"

I mean if you're striking out I feel like the brotherly thing to do is to share. Also you said they knew you were home, they made no attempt to keep you out of the room. IT's obvious they wanted you to walk in.

Maybe they're exhibitionists? You could have at least sat in the corner and jerked it.

Idk, better luck next time?
Dec 19 2014 6:03PM
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shepux
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OP should have joined them
Dec 19 2014 6:04PM
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sbarlett
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OP should've joined them.
Dec 19 2014 6:04PM
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ISellMeth
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Should have turned it into one of those weird family pornos. They're all the rage these days.
Dec 19 2014 6:16PM
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steezy_doge
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i'm older then my brother...
Dec 19 2014 6:22PM
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ejm
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pics of gf or /thread
Dec 19 2014 6:35PM
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gerbear
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Holy run on sentence batman.
Dec 19 2014 6:40PM
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theabortionator
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Pull out your filming rig, and rollerblade around the room getting cool tracking shots. Make an edit, upload, pretty much guaranteed video of the day.

I don't think the mods would have a problem with it.
Dec 19 2014 6:40PM
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thedawg
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steezy_dogei'm older then my brother...


i dont understand how this is awkward. im younger than my bro and he's walked in on me having sex and ive walked in on him doing the deed, its not awkward at all, its part of being in a relationship...we usually just high five afterwards, get high and play video games...
Dec 19 2014 6:57PM
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GayWolf420
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didn't even bother to ask if you could slip a finger or two in, or at least ask if you could sit and crank down in the corner? OP sucks chodes.
Dec 19 2014 7:29PM
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Anathema
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pretty rude to not knock before entering
Dec 19 2014 7:36PM
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chodo
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steezy_dogei'm older then my brother...



OP. are you jealous that you haven't poked anything with your pole in a while?
Dec 19 2014 7:47PM
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spliff.Life
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What I'm really confused about is where your brothers room lies relative to the entrance up or down?!?!
Dec 19 2014 9:06PM
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ModMommy
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Don't even mention it to him. He knows. Look him straight dead in the eye next time you see him. Be the alpha male.
Dec 19 2014 9:09PM
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PoLaRpEaK
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Just give him a wink next time you see him.
Dec 19 2014 9:47PM
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uyghur
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Look on the bright side... He could've been with a guy
Dec 20 2014 12:01AM
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AT-AT
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Def ignore it and make it as awkward as possible. Drop subtle hints when your rents are in the room, not enough where you parents will think anything of it, but enough where he starts to freak out that your going to tell them.
Dec 20 2014 11:26AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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He's not really your bro if he didn't offer up some 3 way action.
Dec 20 2014 3:03PM
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theabortionator
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uyghurLook on the bright side... He could've been with a guy


Oh god no! A gay brother. The world would end.

AT-ATDef ignore it and make it as awkward as possible. Drop subtle hints when your rents are in the room, not enough where you parents will think anything of it, but enough where he starts to freak out that your going to tell them.


Lolz. So cruel. If you're going this route you might as well get some extortion action up in there.
Dec 20 2014 4:26PM
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Nate.Dog
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Damn, I think we just found Brett Fischer a rival in mastery of the English language.
Dec 20 2014 4:45PM
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Titus69
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My question is will OP deliver when asked for pics of said girlfriend?
Dec 20 2014 5:09PM
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Titus69
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My question is will OP deliver when asked for pics of said girlfriend?
Dec 20 2014 5:09PM
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edai
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Tell him you dont want any of that shit going on in your house
Dec 20 2014 5:31PM
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S.J.W
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Unless you saw his dong or you pitched a tent straight away it shouldn't be awkward.
Dec 20 2014 5:52PM
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robbinJAHood
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I walked in on my older brother one time when I was like 13, scarred for life
Dec 20 2014 6:12PM
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pigglywiggly
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Just say fuck yeah, give him a high five, and be a true brother...Not some virgin that just saw his first set of tits
Dec 20 2014 7:13PM
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E__
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steezy_dogei'm older then my brother...


How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?
Dec 20 2014 7:36PM
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dispatchQ_main
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E__How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?


hey now
Dec 20 2014 8:35PM
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steezy_doge
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E__How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?


okay, about the run on sentence i wasn't really paying attention. I was just kinda putting my thoughts on the page without thinking... sooo yeah sorry about that i will try to think about my typing next time.
Dec 23 2014 4:28PM
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.FRY.
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I feel like there's something OP isn't telling us
Dec 23 2014 4:32PM
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steezy_doge
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.FryI feel like there's something OP isn't telling us


.....
Dec 23 2014 4:34PM
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CaptainObvious.
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moistDon't even mention it to him. He knows. Look him straight dead in the eye next time you see him. Be the alpha male.


This was fucking glorious.
Dec 23 2014 4:38PM
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theabortionator
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.FryI feel like there's something OP isn't telling us


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw
Dec 23 2014 7:22PM
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milk_man
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thedawgits not awkward at all, its part of being in a relationship...we usually just high five afterwards, get high and play video games...


How times have changed
Dec 23 2014 9:42PM
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theabortionator
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw

Not sure why embed didn't work on my phone. Round 2?
Dec 23 2014 10:05PM
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.lencon
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theabortionatorhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw

Not sure why embed didn't work on my phone. Round 2?


You can guarantee I won't be pressing that link on this thread....
Dec 23 2014 11:54PM
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Whooooop
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steezy_dogeidk what to do....


mastrubate
Dec 24 2014 11:58AM
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applegangster
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i walked in on my best friend once balls deep in my girlfriends pussy
Dec 24 2014 12:00PM
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theabortionator
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applegangsteri walked in on my best friend once balls deep in my girlfriends pussy


Dec 24 2014 12:06PM
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casual
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tell the truth. you went and jerked off, didn't you?
Dec 24 2014 12:13PM
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thedawg
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milk_manHow times have changed


you don't get high and play videogames with your brother?...bummer
Dec 24 2014 5:14PM
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milk_man
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thedawgyou don't get high and play videogames with your brother?...bummer


Nah we play basketball, or chill with friends and ski.. Real bummer..
Dec 24 2014 8:06PM
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numnuts
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I did the same thing and I just confronted him about it gave him props for it and now its just a joke between us
Dec 24 2014 8:20PM
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