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Lucky break for slopestyle women

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aerobiee
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So it looks like Kelly Sildaru won't be competing in Dew tour slope. from her Facebook page:

"Due to my low weight I´m not having enough speed for the second jump. Even straight air tend to be a little short. So, I will not be competing at this year´s Dew Tour. Still I have a chance to practise and hang out with my friends."

Feels like a real shame to me, it would have been a welcome boost of progression in women's skiing when she won.
Dec 10 2014 5:59AM
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cheerio
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Inb4 shes keeping skiing at its roots
Dec 10 2014 9:30AM
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John18_6
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Kelly Sildaru is filming with Lafa this year
Dec 10 2014 9:40AM
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jackdonovan
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john18061806Kelly Sildaru is filming with Lafa this year


wut
Dec 10 2014 9:48AM
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kshaughn
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A.EmondInb4 shes keeping skiing at its roots


Not true. She throws switch 10s and is ruining women's skiing. She is anti-progressing the sport. I'm glad she's not competing so we can see more 540 mutes
Dec 10 2014 10:12AM
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7-3instacall
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too bad she gave up.
personally I think her run could have won if she did a hand drag 3 or 5 on the knuckle of the 2nd
Dec 10 2014 10:14AM
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Peter.
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subtle way of calling every girl who is still competing a fattie
Dec 10 2014 10:24AM
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John18_6
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jackdonovanwut


Filming with Lafa synonymous with "keeping skiing at its roots" which was the post right above my post. That the explanation of my joke that could possibly be taken literally.
Dec 10 2014 11:12AM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
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shes gonna have to start bulking
Dec 10 2014 11:28AM
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turntwood
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Bummer, I was hoping for a Kelly Sildaru victory. I think if she weighed enough she'd definitely win.
Dec 10 2014 12:18PM
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GPO
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anybody watch that shit?
Dec 10 2014 12:20PM
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Troy.
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Why doesn't she just wear a lead vest?
Dec 10 2014 12:23PM
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Holte
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Seems like she'd still have a shot at a podium even if she skipped the jump and tossed something off the knuckle.
Dec 10 2014 12:37PM
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.GUCCI.
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john18061806Kelly Sildaru is filming with Lafa this year


her smoking weed and listening to 2pac.... 10/10 would watch
Dec 10 2014 12:47PM
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[tk]
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There goes my fantasy
Dec 10 2014 1:07PM
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Drail
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[tk]There goes my fantasy


Trading is still open bud. I just went and took her off my roster.

I guess we are just going to have to wait a bit longer for her domination at the pro level.
Dec 10 2014 1:13PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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No joke, she is sponsored by a company called Douchebags.
Dec 10 2014 1:23PM
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Blurst
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Just fucking strap a lead belt to that young pistol.
Dec 10 2014 1:29PM
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Blurst
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ScaredwhiteboyNo joke, she is sponsored by a company called Douchebags.


Jon Olssons bag company.
Dec 10 2014 1:29PM
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erica
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Peter.subtle way of calling every girl who is still competing a fattie


wat.
Dec 10 2014 3:06PM
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John18_6
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Peter.subtle way of calling every girl who is still competing a fattie


Ur a fattie. Fattie.
Dec 10 2014 3:22PM
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danbrown
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damn im definitely still getting a picture with her if i see her
Dec 10 2014 3:30PM
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Huck_Norris
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ScaredwhiteboyNo joke, she is sponsored by a company called Douchebags.


They're ski bags. I have one that I got as a gift and they're fucking awesome.
Dec 10 2014 3:39PM
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johnblaze
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send a sponsor video to mcdonalds... problem solved.
Dec 10 2014 5:05PM
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Laurent.
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I could put some meat in her.


*hears police sirens coming closer*
Dec 10 2014 5:13PM
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twinklehoes
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Kelly sildaru is my little hero
Dec 10 2014 5:37PM
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k3ndall.goodman
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kshaughnNot true. She throws switch 10s and is ruining women's skiing. She is anti-progressing the sport. I'm glad she's not competing so we can see more 540 mutes


I hope thats sarcasm...
Dec 10 2014 6:21PM
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kstanz
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Devin Logan is probably out with a shoulder injury too,even though she qualified for slope finals, will be interesting to see the podium
Dec 10 2014 6:42PM
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KillaSeason
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looks like one of the other competitors will be able to 360 boot grab their way to the podium this year
Dec 10 2014 6:45PM
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duder227
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strap her 8 year old little bro to her back shed probably still be able to throw cooler tricks than the rest of em
Dec 10 2014 6:49PM
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GrumpisPringle
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well there goes my womens fantasy skiing league
Dec 10 2014 7:12PM
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LOLZfajitas
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lololololol
Dec 10 2014 8:10PM
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GrumpisPringle
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GrumpisPringlewell there goes my womens fantasy skiing league


whoops sorry I didn't know someone already said that...
Dec 10 2014 8:17PM
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Troy.
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LOLZfajitaslololololol


GREAT RESPONSE. REALL CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THIS THREAD. THANKS FRIEND. 10/10
Dec 10 2014 8:55PM
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paige.
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Troy.GREAT RESPONSE. REALL CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THIS THREAD. THANKS FRIEND. 10/10


GREAT RESPONSE. REALL CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THIS THREAD. THANKS FRIEND. 10/10
Dec 10 2014 10:12PM
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hemlockjibber8
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GrumpisPringlewell there goes my womens fantasy


well, that's not really appropriate...
Dec 10 2014 11:05PM
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unknowndeath
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sounds like she's scared to me. if weight was a problem she could just wear a weight belt or a backpack or something. poor excuse.
Dec 10 2014 11:13PM
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Poikenz
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I thought weight had nothing to do with it? I could see the argument for longer skis though- but my physics knowledge is fairly limited.
Dec 10 2014 11:23PM
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Breaking_Rad
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Tough to fly halfway across the globe to bow out, but I'm not sure she had much to be gained by competing and risking coming up short and the prospect of an injury. You gotta respect the maturity in the decision. I'm sure she wanted to go out against all of them and win. If she's boostin as much as she can and barely clearing the knuckle that's sort of all the info she probably needed. If you can't get to that second line on a straight air?

Windless, bluebird day so couldn't ask for better conditions, but there's always another comp, right?
Dec 11 2014 12:03AM
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Literature
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There's just no way around the fact that heavier objects go downhill faster.

Bummer. Sildaru will be putting the boys to shame in the next few years.
Dec 11 2014 12:07AM
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Amarino
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Never skip a leg day...
Dec 11 2014 1:04AM
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SHARKWEAK
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unknowndeathsounds like she's scared to me. if weight was a problem she could just wear a weight belt or a backpack or something. poor excuse.


Adding lead isn't like adding muscle. It would fuck with her in the air rotation wise even if she's hitting the jumps faster.
Dec 11 2014 8:09AM
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EvanMeyer
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unknowndeathsounds like she's scared to me. if weight was a problem she could just wear a weight belt or a backpack or something. poor excuse.


PoikenzI thought weight had nothing to do with it? I could see the argument for longer skis though- but my physics knowledge is fairly limited.


sounds like you're still in high school and dont understand physics
Dec 11 2014 2:40PM
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Poikenz
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EvanMeyersounds like you're still in high school and dont understand physics


More like I haven't taken physics since high school and I don't really remember anything about inertia or how mass impacts velocity/ acceleration when friction is involved. All I remember is a lot of questions about crates.
Dec 11 2014 6:01PM
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SladeSki
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PoikenzMore like I haven't taken physics since high school and I don't really remember anything about inertia or how mass impacts velocity/ acceleration when friction is involved. All I remember is a lot of questions about crates.


Force = mass * gravity
Dec 11 2014 7:22PM
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amo
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SladeSkiForce = mass * gravity


Dec 11 2014 7:43PM
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ben_southworth
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PoikenzI thought weight had nothing to do with it? I could see the argument for longer skis though- but my physics knowledge is fairly limited.


velocity = mass*acceleration...

The primary acceleration forces would be gravity and any skier-induced forces (skating). But mass is very important.
Dec 11 2014 8:23PM
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ben_southworth
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ben_southworthvelocity = mass*acceleration...

The primary acceleration forces would be gravity and any skier-induced forces (skating). But mass is very important.


Lol. Meant force = mass*acceleration.

Problem for her remains the same.
Dec 11 2014 8:28PM
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DrZoidberg
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Your weight is helping you not loose so much speed to friction and drag, no? And wouldn't a light person would have a lower terminal velocity. Maybe if she wore a racer suit she'd overcome some drag?

inb4 skiers in 2025 wear racer suits to get as much speed as possible for throwing penta flips.
Dec 11 2014 9:18PM
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ben_southworth
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DrZoidbergYour weight is helping you not loose so much speed to friction and drag, no? And wouldn't a light person would have a lower terminal velocity. Maybe if she wore a racer suit she'd overcome some drag?

inb4 skiers in 2025 wear racer suits to get as much speed as possible for throwing penta flips.


Friction yes, drag kind of (indirectly because a person's mass is generally correlated to their surface area). But these forces are still dominated by the gravitational force and skier skating, so the net effect of her (lack of) mass is less speed.

inb4 skiers start bulking to get as much speed as possible for pentaflips.
Dec 11 2014 9:44PM
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SladeSki
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SladeSkiForce = mass * gravity


Okay judging by the above I guess I should have expanded on this extremely simplified statement.

The force that I'm talking about is weight. Force (weight) = m * g. Weight has a direction towards the center of the Earth and, due to the slope of the ski hill, this causes 'forward' movement.

As far as inertia goes.. inertia is an object's ability to resist acceleration (in our case friction.. acceleration in the negative direction). The greater inertia of a heavier person causes friction to play less of a role in slowing them down. This makes them go faster on a ski hill.
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