Replying to So Confucious about PNW Weather?????

Oh mountains and snow, why have you forsaken me, what have I done?
Why do I deserve this punishment?
Why were we graced with your flaky white presence here in the city but all of our hopes of skiing in the mountains were dashed away?
Why do you leave us high and dry and nearing the the third weekend of December when we were shredding in late November last season?
Why do you tease me with copious amounts of rad edits, preseason jams, and stoke, but to only have them ripped from my hands like a cruel trick played on a innocent baby?
Why did I wax my skis 4 weeks ago in the expectation of snow in a week or two then but in reality, it most likely won't come for another week now?
Oh lord, powder gods of gnar and steep, how I hope that the powder of Idaho will stick around till Christmas so I can have some tasty turns...
Oh mountains and snow...