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No one needs or wants that. It's tacky and weird and complicates the drinking process. Want to get him something he would really like? Talk to your mom's hottest friend and arrange a threesome with her and your mom for your dad. He will think it is the greatest gift ever and will respect you for the rest of your life. Plus, it won't cost you anything.
iFlipNo one needs or wants that. It's tacky and weird and complicates the drinking process. Want to get him something he would really like? Talk to your mom's hottest friend and arrange a threesome with her and your mom for your dad. He will think it is the greatest gift ever and will respect you for the rest of your life. Plus, it won't cost you anything.
OR
Bang your mom's hottest friend, and then buy your alcoholic father the stupid shot glass anyways.
If anything, get your dad a good bottle of whiskey. Not something to make stupid fucking ice cubes.
I agree. That's one of those things that you get, you open it, and suddenly it dawns on you that you are now having to read an instruction manual to have a scotch on the rocks. You have a WTF moment, but, because your kid gave it to you, you stick it in the freezer. You take it out once and use it, just so they can say they saw you enjoying a drink with it. You fill it up again, stick it in the freezer, and 3 years later you discover it behind a freezer burned roast while you are cleaning out the freezer. You take it out, set it on your desk and it eventually becomes a unique paperclip holder.
OP, buy your dad something he might actually enjoy. If you are trying to keep it below $15 ( you cheap bastard ), I would recommend this or $10.36 on Amazon:
This way he can at least respond appropriately at your future gifts.
The struggle for me is that my dad just ends up buying all gift ideas for himself before Christmas because, usually what he wants, is really what he needs. I will probably end up getting him some cycling stuff or skiing related equipment, buying something at Cabelas is always a safe bet too.
gnarballsianmThe struggle for me is that my dad just ends up buying all gift ideas for himself before Christmas because, usually what he wants, is really what he needs. I will probably end up getting him some cycling stuff or skiing related equipment, buying something at Cabelas is always a safe bet too.
Mr.HuckI agree. That's one of those things that you get, you open it, and suddenly it dawns on you that you are now having to read an instruction manual to have a scotch on the rocks. You have a WTF moment, but, because your kid gave it to you, you stick it in the freezer. You take it out once and use it, just so they can say they saw you enjoying a drink with it. You fill it up again, stick it in the freezer, and 3 years later you discover it behind a freezer burned roast while you are cleaning out the freezer. You take it out, set it on your desk and it eventually becomes a unique paperclip holder.
OP, buy your dad something he might actually enjoy. If you are trying to keep it below $15 ( you cheap bastard ), I would recommend this or $10.36 on Amazon:
This way he can at least respond appropriately at your future gifts.
This post is a roast like nothing ive ever seen before
