Replying to Mountain poops

anyone ever take dumps on mountains? i have taken numerous poops on quite a few mountains now and there is usually a good story attached to em, such as one time at sugakush squeezin one out on a nasty incline somewhere way deep in the woods and as soon as i finish i get about two feet from where i laid a nasty mound and this goddess of a snowboarded babe rolls up and starts chattin away with me. little did she know what was right behind the tree next to her and that she was about one minute away from catchin me in the act.