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Mountain poops

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wyguy
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anyone ever take dumps on mountains? i have taken numerous poops on quite a few mountains now and there is usually a good story attached to em, such as one time at sugakush squeezin one out on a nasty incline somewhere way deep in the woods and as soon as i finish i get about two feet from where i laid a nasty mound and this goddess of a snowboarded babe rolls up and starts chattin away with me. little did she know what was right behind the tree next to her and that she was about one minute away from catchin me in the act.
Dec 9 2014 10:15AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
I usually poop in bathrooms
Dec 9 2014 11:00AM
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dmski
Posts: 328 - Karma: 360
Gnarballsianm get in here!
Dec 9 2014 11:21AM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
dmskiGnarballsianm get in here!


I usually poop my pants on the way to the bathroom. That was one of my greater moments on the mountain.
Dec 9 2014 11:50AM
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Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
I was in new mexico at the end of a 3 week backpacking trip and there was an open air latreen on top of a ridge. It was west facing and i saw the best sunset on top of the best landscape of my life. It was a nice feeling knowing that would be my last dump in the wild and something about it felt very final.
Dec 9 2014 12:29PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I was shitting in the woods and couldnt find anything good to wipe with so I used a handful of sand and got stoked.
Dec 9 2014 12:31PM
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dmski
Posts: 328 - Karma: 360
gnarballsianmI usually poop my pants on the way to the bathroom. That was one of my greater moments on the mountain.


I don't always poop on the mountain, but when I do, its in my pants.
Dec 9 2014 12:45PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Taken dumps in the top lift shack in a 5 gallon bucket with a trash liner in it while waving to guest mid poop.
Dec 9 2014 3:58PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
last_tangoTaken dumps in the top lift shack in a 5 gallon bucket with a trash liner in it while waving to guest mid poop.


I can tell you're a Big Sky liftie by this post.

I've pooped on Mount Hood many times, mainly because I lived in the woods with no readily available bathrooms. I've never taken a dump on the mountain while skiing though, there's always a bathroom close enough that I don't see the need to. Plus it's a lot easier to poop if I can get some of my gear off first.
Dec 9 2014 11:53PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51798 - Karma: 164,257
If somebody has legitimately shit in a gondola I'd be torn between being wierded out and giving them a high five.
Dec 10 2014 2:18AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
caucasian_chadI can tell you're a Big Sky liftie by this post.


I was on exploder at the end of last summer but most of my liftie career has been at sunday river which is even harder than being a liftie at big sky.Expected to get new ramp made in 100+ mph winds from mount washington, still look profesional with the fix grips spitting grease all over you, no heat in -50f 90% humidity, and have frostbite on some part of your body no matter what you wear.
Dec 10 2014 4:53AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13118 - Karma: 19,066
toilet paper is rarely something i bring. but yes, i have shat in the woods several times
Dec 10 2014 12:21PM
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danncphedran
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 1,002
My buddy pooped behind a jump once
Dec 10 2014 12:30PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7516 - Karma: 51,166
danncphedranMy buddy pooped behind a jump once


The entire park crew should do this behind every jump to cut down on gapers in the park. It would be kind of hard though for PC. They would need a lot of laxatives
Dec 10 2014 12:34PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
i've pooped my pants on the mountain at least 4 times. i really gotta stop doing that
Dec 10 2014 12:38PM
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CrapBandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 861
Adult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.
Dec 10 2014 5:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51798 - Karma: 164,257
CrapBanditAdult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.


And the diapers are just for style?
Dec 11 2014 12:55AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37612 - Karma: 122,674
CrapBanditAdult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.


change your name to "TheShitHoldinKid"
Dec 11 2014 2:22AM
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