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Replying to Weirdest experience on the mountain

Kim_Jong_Un:
So this one time i was skiing with my sister for the day and we encountered this seedy old guy in the chair lift line. He had a crusty old beanie on, a long white moustache and a pair of sun glasses but the most distinct feature were the pair of red mittens he was wearing. So we instantly named him red mittens. Anyway we end up seeing old mate red mittens at the top of the chairlift and as we were going over to a second lift he decides to grass cut my sister. Before i could react he was off faster than we could say red mittens. After that we kept on spotting red mittens mowing the mountain throughout the week and he never said a word to us but always stared into our souls through those rusty aviators.
Moral of the story: avoid red mittens at all cost.

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