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Weirdest experience on the mountain
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So this one time i was skiing with my sister for the day and we encountered this seedy old guy in the chair lift line. He had a crusty old beanie on, a long white moustache and a pair of sun glasses but the most distinct feature were the pair of red mittens he was wearing. So we instantly named him red mittens. Anyway we end up seeing old mate red mittens at the top of the chairlift and as we were going over to a second lift he decides to grass cut my sister. Before i could react he was off faster than we could say red mittens. After that we kept on spotting red mittens mowing the mountain throughout the week and he never said a word to us but always stared into our souls through those rusty aviators.
Moral of the story: avoid red mittens at all cost.
What is your weirdest experience on the mountain?
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I skied over a group of protestors once.
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So this one time I was skiing alone for the day and encountered this little gaper with his 7/10 sister in the chair lift line. He had Monster stickers on his helmet, white cum stains on his bandana and a pair of Line skis, but the most distinct feature was his thumping rap music annoying everyone. He was staring at my old trusty red mittens like an autist. Anyway I end up seeing this little fag on the top of the chairlift and as I was going over to a second lift his sister cut me off, but before I could scold the little rascals, they sped away, whilst screaming "Red Mittens". After that I kept spotting this little kid mowing the mountain throughout the week and he never spoke a word to me but always had this blank stare as if he was mentally broken through a pair of large Oakley Splices with the discount sticker still visible.
Moral of the story: avoid OP at all costs.
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Hit a tranny beside a rail line, fucked up and ended up with a donkey dick up my ass.
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Someone pee'd in my butt once
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Shit my pants really badly twice on two separate occasions. Pretty uncomfortable ride down / walk to the house.
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Took a binding up the anus once. Had to haul ass to the bathroom to make sure I wasn't bleeding. Everything was okay.
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Not really super weird but my and my friends were skiing east coast "trees" (getting lost in flat woods with 2 ft of pow). We were starting to get lost. Right when we were in the middle of nowhere, we find a spot that actually goes downhill enough to ski. I make sure my friends have caught up and we start skiing down, having a blast. I stop to let my friends catch up, and I see something that confuses me.
A lift tower? No, way, the lift is way to far away... But that's a lift tower. In the middle of the woods. Fallen over. No cables. No chairs. One lift tower with the top and wheels and stuff. Really rusty, old, and was kind of wrangled at the top. It had an ominous look to it, creepy looking. We looked for more but that was it. We have no idea how it got there, the other lifts are far far away. We skied down and were creeped out the rest of the day
Anyway, next time i'm bringin shovels and were jibbin that thing
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hit a huge patch of ice in front of a box no one hit.... ended up slamming my ass against the front of the box and got stuck between the jump and the box. Then the dude with red mittens peed in my butt.
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hit a huge patch of ice in front of a box no one hit.... ended up slamming my ass against the front of the box and got stuck between the jump and the box. Then the dude with red mittens peed in my butt.
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A snowboarder crashed into my back two weeks ago after I put the brakes on to give a beginner skier some space who got scared in a little choppy terrain. When he collided, he wrapped his arms around the back of my shoulders and tried to drag me down. I didn't fall down, so I turned and started slowing down, but then his snowboard slipped from under him and caught my skis, then I fell onto his chest [which probably hurt him]. He ended up a few yards away from me and I asked if he was ok.
He was deaf and was screaming "God damn it!" at me and other uncomprehendible things. I just tried to make sure he was ok. He was really frustrated, and I didn't know what I could do to calm him down. I made motions to ask if he was ok, -he just got more frustrated.
He screamed something at me, waved his arms in a weird way, got up, and then rode away.
That was my first fall of the season.
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omnidataSo this one time I was skiing alone for the day and encountered this little gaper with his 7/10 sister in the chair lift line. He had Monster stickers on his helmet, white cum stains on his bandana and a pair of Line skis, but the most distinct feature was his thumping rap music annoying everyone. He was staring at my old trusty red mittens like an autist. Anyway I end up seeing this little fag on the top of the chairlift and as I was going over to a second lift his sister cut me off, but before I could scold the little rascals, they sped away, whilst screaming "Red Mittens". After that I kept spotting this little kid mowing the mountain throughout the week and he never spoke a word to me but always had this blank stare as if he was mentally broken through a pair of large Oakley Splices with the discount sticker still visible.
Moral of the story: avoid OP at all costs.
Just made my day K+ !!!
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Not that weird...but one time last season when it was dumping... this fat redneck lady and were talking 100% pure stupid redneck wearing her alligator jacket with a pair of ripped up blue jeans.....So she was just standing down next to this outside fire we have and she had this GINORMOUS fat ass pitbull that was just sitting there... On a leash. I was hanging gout with my buddies down by the fire when all of a sudden this tiny little white scruffy dog came along on a leash ..just minding its own business..... the pit bull just completely snapped the leash pulled his fat owner down and grabbed this tiny dog by the neck and was just shaking it back and fourth........... I remember kicking the thing with my Full Tilts and it didn't stop the ski patrol was stabbing it with ski poles they were grabbing its face and everything. Finally the thing let go but the dog had died......there was blood everywhere we did what we could but that ended that day for me and my buddies....It sucked.....
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