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Girls Who Ski the Park

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ASagaFanBoy12
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I know there are pro girl skiers who are really good at skiing. But I noticed its hard to find girsl who ride the park at local resorts(my resort and other places.. Is It just me?!!) By the way if somebody can tell me how to post pics on threads that would be nice. Im still a noob.
Dec 8 2014 10:20PM
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robbinJAHood
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there's not many of us lol
Dec 8 2014 10:21PM
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John18_6
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girl skiers don't exist, nature doesn't want to make it that easy for you to find a mate. there are only enough for the biggest and baddest skiers on the mountain.
Dec 8 2014 11:40PM
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Huck_Fin
Posts: 355 - Karma: 968
Girls that are good at skiing aren't real. I've never seen one.
Dec 8 2014 11:43PM
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gapersarefriends
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i saw a girl who could do the switch inside of the park once...
Dec 8 2014 11:49PM
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be.kill
Posts: 101 - Karma: 149
They're mythical creatures, dont believe anyone that tries tells you they're not
Dec 8 2014 11:55PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Do this...


Or this...
Dec 9 2014 12:03AM
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ABalls
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I'm pretty sure if you see one it's treated like a unicorn or Sasquatch sighting so make sure to report it.
Dec 9 2014 12:36AM
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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Well check out these girls that ski the park at my resort
Dec 9 2014 9:28AM
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RusselCrowe
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The only place ive really seen them is at park city, there was a good amount but back in NH or new england in general theres not many it seems.
Dec 9 2014 9:41AM
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ASagaFanBoy12
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Dec 9 2014 9:54AM
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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Sorry that I posted it twice I'm still a noob to Posting stuff But thats some girls that ski my park I can barely ski without biting my lip or staring
Dec 9 2014 9:55AM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
ImALineSkier12Sorry that I posted it twice I'm still a noob to Posting stuff But thats some girls that ski my park I can barely ski without biting my lip or staring



Have the 3 of them slide your rail ;)
Dec 9 2014 9:58AM
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maximiliaan
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RusselCroweHave the 3 of them slide your rail ;)


LOOOOOLLLLLL
Dec 9 2014 10:03AM
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Wampire
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ImALineSkier12Sorry that I posted it twice I'm still a noob to Posting stuff But thats some girls that ski my park I can barely ski without biting my lip or staring


Well you're just creepy as hell
Dec 9 2014 10:15AM
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PungentMelon
Posts: 202 - Karma: 2,499
JustGoWithItDo this...


Or this...


Dumb shit wrong thread.
Dec 9 2014 11:02AM
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GayWolf420
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Why Do You Noobs Always Capitalize Every Single Word In Your Thread Titles?
Dec 9 2014 1:10PM
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SFB
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i saw a guy who kinda looked like a girl once.
Dec 9 2014 2:48PM
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.Hugo.
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SFBi saw a guy who kinda looked like a girl once.


Thats called a mirror
Dec 9 2014 2:58PM
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be.kill
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SFBi saw a guy who kinda looked like a girl once.

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Dec 9 2014 3:05PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 847 - Karma: 1,531
If you ever see a girl on skis in the park, don't be fooled, it's just a mirage caused by that historically long dry streak you're going through.

Us girls would never participate in something that would chip our mani/pedi or take us away from studying home ec. Come on. Get real.
Dec 9 2014 3:33PM
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*TURBONERD*
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SFBi saw a guy who kinda looked like a girl once.


It was probably Jon Olsson, Ian Compton, or me.
Dec 9 2014 3:43PM
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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
RusselCroweHave the 3 of them slide your rail ;)

xD!!!!
Dec 9 2014 6:01PM
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CaptainObvious.
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ImALineSkier12xD!!!!


-K
Dec 9 2014 6:05PM
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amieastcoastyet
Posts: 172 - Karma: 173
They don't exist.
Dec 9 2014 8:37PM
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[tk]
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Didn't you guys hear? Women work harder than men they just focus on style
Dec 9 2014 8:38PM
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ModMommy
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john18061806girl skiers don't exist, nature doesn't want to make it that easy for you to find a mate. there are only enough for the biggest and baddest skiers on the mountain.


Female park skiers mate for life, you don't really need that commitment in High School OP
Dec 9 2014 9:32PM
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BonusNo413
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>Non-Ski Gabber
>"Girls Who Ski the Park"
Dec 9 2014 9:38PM
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gapersarefriends
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ImmasFemale park skiers mate for life, you don't really need that commitment in High School OP


middle school*
Dec 9 2014 11:09PM
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gengar.
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ImALineSkier12Sorry that I posted it twice I'm still a noob to Posting stuff But thats some girls that ski my park I can barely ski without biting my lip or staring


don't stare, the elusive skier girls can sense everything and will most likely head for the hills upon sensing that you have noticed them.
Dec 9 2014 11:52PM
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FunkySane
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Kill-Roy.?


Bursted out laughing when I saw that. You just made my morning a lot better. +K
Dec 10 2014 12:23AM
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CHORIZO
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If she can't fit the rail in her ass shes not a real park skier and will never be good enough for me
Dec 10 2014 7:33PM
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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
ANUSTARTIf she can't fit the rail in her ass shes not a real park skier and will never be good enough for me


k+
Dec 10 2014 7:34PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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connecticuntIf you ever see a girl on skis in the park, don't be fooled, it's just a mirage caused by that historically long dry streak you're going through.

Us girls would never participate in something that would chip our mani/pedi or take us away from studying home ec. Come on. Get real.


I KNEW IT
Dec 11 2014 1:49AM
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steezburgereddie
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ABallsI'm pretty sure if you see one it's treated like a unicorn or Sasquatch sighting so make sure to report it.


It doesnt matter if you did or did not see one, people will still think youre crazy if you report a sighting.
Dec 11 2014 1:54AM
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ThaLorax
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gengar.will most likely head for the hills upon sensing that you have noticed them.


Being that skiing takes place on hills, wouldn't that be a good thing?
Dec 11 2014 2:19AM
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East_ski
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Im a girl and i ski the park so what who gives a shit oh wait you do who cares not me
Dec 11 2014 2:38PM
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gengar.
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SkiEast802Im a girl and i ski the park so what who gives a shit oh wait you do who cares not me


it took me a good 5 tries to figure out what you were trying to say here...
Dec 11 2014 4:33PM
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ASagaFanBoy12
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gengar.it took me a good 5 tries to figure out what you were trying to say here...

same..... lol
Dec 11 2014 5:50PM
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SFB
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SkiEast802Im a girl and i ski the park so what who gives a shit oh wait you do who cares not me

wow u just completely trashed everyone in this thread. way to go dog.
Dec 12 2014 1:48AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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OP its wise to just give up
Dec 12 2014 9:54AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
ImALineSkier12


I am not a line skier.
Dec 12 2014 11:02AM
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East_ski
Posts: 67 - Karma: 233
Sorry for that yesterday i was shit faced
Dec 12 2014 11:32AM
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GayWolf420
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if some of you guys actually skied, you would probably see some of the girls in the park.
Dec 12 2014 11:45AM
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East_ski
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DeebieSkeebiesif some of you guys actually skied, you would probably see some of the girls in the park.


True but there are more girl snowboarders in then girl skiers
Dec 12 2014 11:50AM
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