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AmateurPilgrim
Posts: 286 - Karma: 2,666
I've really liked this girl for a while now but she's gone off and started dating a hockey player! in minnesota these puck players are at a sufficiently higher social level than your average free skier who goes for the most part unnoticed. all the girls flock to these hockey players but what can i do as mediocre free skier to win my girl back?
Dec 5 2014 11:38PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Looks like it's time to start playing hockey.
Dec 5 2014 11:39PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
pee in her butt
Dec 5 2014 11:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,260
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/741692/Beastie-Boys---Girls-HD
Dec 5 2014 11:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
the skiing has nothing to do with it. Be a better person.
Dec 5 2014 11:41PM
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AmateurPilgrim
Posts: 286 - Karma: 2,666
timmithe skiing has nothing to do with it. Be a better person.

Yah i was just reflecting on the fact she just likes him cause he plays hockey so I was wondering if there was anything I could do to outshine his hockey with my ski.
Dec 6 2014 12:07AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
amateurskibumYah i was just reflecting on the fact she just likes him cause he plays hockey so I was wondering if there was anything I could do to outshine his hockey with my ski.


Outshine your skiing by quitting and by playing hockey
Dec 6 2014 12:08AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
amateurskibumYah i was just reflecting on the fact she just likes him cause he plays hockey so I was wondering if there was anything I could do to outshine his hockey with my ski.


sword fight? ski vs. Hockey stick.
Dec 6 2014 12:08AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
sucks that your gf left you OP
maybe for tonight...

i could be your girlfriend?
Dec 6 2014 1:04AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
I promise it'll be way better when you graduate from middle school
Dec 6 2014 1:08AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
You could always start figure skating and become gay
Dec 6 2014 1:40AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
kill hockey team that way there are no more players for her to fuck. Pick that bitch back up and pee right in her butt! this plan is flawless.
Dec 6 2014 5:03AM
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joesdapoes
Posts: 171 - Karma: 1,898
amateurskibumYah i was just reflecting on the fact she just likes him cause he plays hockey


if she dates him because he plays hockey, you might need to reconsider. it means that she is REALLY shallow
Dec 6 2014 5:38AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
i would assume every girl in eden prairie is a shallow bitch
Dec 6 2014 8:18AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
ahhhh puck slugs
Dec 6 2014 8:25AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Just have sex with her dad, that will make her so jealous that she begs for you to take her back.
Dec 6 2014 3:37PM
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amieastcoastyet
Posts: 172 - Karma: 173
timmithe skiing has nothing to do with it. Be a better person.


yea i agree

show her your better than him if not try talking to other girls
to move on is to grow (we came as romans)
Trust me dont wait for her just move on too the next one.
Dec 6 2014 3:47PM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Blurstsword fight? ski vs. Hockey stick.


Ski will in that battle 9 times out of 10.
Dec 6 2014 4:50PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
be straight up with her pussy , you'll either fall flat or fuck her.
Dec 6 2014 4:59PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
snowballsdeepbe straight up with her pussy , you'll either fall flat or fuck her.


Why would OP need to be straight up with her pussy? I think being straight up to her face would suffice.
Dec 6 2014 5:09PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
maybe cause you're amateur
Dec 6 2014 5:21PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
FBGMmaybe cause you're amateur


Looks like you need to go pro OP.
Dec 6 2014 5:31PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
FBGMmaybe cause you're amateur


move to utah. chicks dig skiers there.

unfortunately there are only 5 chicks there total, but your odds are probably still better
Dec 6 2014 5:31PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
jellomellowpee in her butt


why does your icon look like a severly deformed penis
Dec 6 2014 8:30PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
it's over. find a new one. realest advice you'll ever get.
Dec 6 2014 8:41PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,160
You need Hockey Flow.
Dec 6 2014 8:48PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Wear hockey jerseys while skiing
Dec 6 2014 9:10PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Wear hockey jerseys while skiing
Dec 6 2014 9:10PM
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Backflip. That's a panty dropper
Dec 6 2014 9:16PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
SFBsucks that your gf left you OP
maybe for tonight...

i could be your girlfriend?


y-you too....
Dec 6 2014 9:17PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
veng_mwhy does your icon look like a severly deformed penis


its a whale you dumbo
Dec 7 2014 12:00AM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
steal her dog
Dec 7 2014 9:53AM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 7,694
Pee on his leg to assert your dominance.

You may get your ass beat, and she may be completely bewildered by your actions. But she will be intrigued. She will think of you constantly, and find herself questioning her decision.

It's the only way you can be successful going about this, OP. Everything else will get you friend zoned. You need to do something drastic
Dec 7 2014 10:08AM
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~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
try being less BETA.
Dec 7 2014 10:08AM
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ched_der
Posts: 362 - Karma: 867
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Dec 7 2014 8:53PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Puck sluts generally aren't worth dating anyway
Dec 8 2014 3:04PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
if he's dating a puck slut he's not a true hockey player. beat his ass op
Dec 8 2014 8:47PM
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