Replying to Most Scumbag Moves at the Mountain

So, 2 weeks ago in the lodge, at the end of the day after I had taken off all my gear and was heading out to grab my skis, 2 girls came up to me, probably 8 or 9 years old, and asked me if I wanted their free hot chocolate that they didn't want. Naturally, as a ski bum who will take anything they can get for free, I said why not. The two girls then ran away to the other side of the lodge. After taking my first sip I realized it was a mixture of what tasted like old tartar sauce and some sick kind of mustard. I did nothing afterwards, just threw it away and left.

NS, whats the most scumbag thing that somebody else has done to you at the mountain?



PS - Jokes on them, I like tartar sauce and mustard.