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so when you go to drop a deuce in a public bathroom what is your approach? i always check for piss, wipe it off if there is any, and lay down at double layer of tp down. some people bust my balls but my defense is who the hell wants to sit on someones piss?
usually just give it a thorough wiping, but recently I've found the joys of having a layer of tp on a cold toilet seat. It really improves a public bathroom experience.
At work i schedule my poops around the cleaning of bathrooms. I talked to the janitor and figured out their schedule so i know what floor to poop on based on the time of day.
obviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.
its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.
it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.
DeebieSkeebiesobviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.
its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.
it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.
I left a nice big floater in the gimp toilet about a week ago
DeebieSkeebiesobviously you wipe the seat down if its soaked in piss. its beyond me how in the year 2014 dudes still dont know how to aim, but whatever.
its kind of a dick move but handicapped stalls are the best, imo. you have bars perfectly spaced for power-gripping on those really tough pushes with tons of leg room to go with it.
it was really awkward one day, though. i was taking a really long shit enjoying myself, playing on my phone. i finished up my business, walked out, and there was a dude in a wheelchair waiting to use the stall, lol.
My work has a blind guy with a dog. one day i was shitting in the suite stall and i hear the door open and then the panting of a dog. I felt like a dickhead because there were 3 other stalls i could have pooped in
.Hugo.My work has a blind guy with a dog. one day i was shitting in the suite stall and i hear the door open and then the panting of a dog. I felt like a dickhead because there were 3 other stalls i could have pooped in
lol right? i could just tell the guy was thinking "of all the stalls, you had to fuck me over and use mine, huh?"
that was an awful day at work, drove a truck around and had swamp ass the whole day. fuck that shit.
Instead of having those young hairless pasty white asses touching that seat, position yourself on the rim with your shoes kneeling down.
If you sit, you're compressing your rectum against the Puborectalis muscle. It's if you are squeezing all of Rome through a back alley. Squatting is much more natural, there's a reason those savage French shit in a hole in the ground, if you squat, your puborectalis muscle relaxes and the pathway to the anus is straight and wide like an American desert freeway in a 70's movie.
I wipe it down whether or not there's anything on it, and just sit down and go for it. But if I'm taking a dump in a public place that means I really got desperate so at that point I don't really care
omnidataInstead of having those young hairless pasty white asses touching that seat, position yourself on the rim with your shoes kneeling down.
If you sit, you're compressing your rectum against the Puborectalis muscle. It's if you are squeezing all of Rome through a back alley. Squatting is much more natural, there's a reason those savage French shit in a hole in the ground, if you squat, your puborectalis muscle relaxes and the pathway to the anus is straight and wide like an American desert freeway in a 70's movie.
