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Worst part about skiing

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PungentMelon
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When you go skiing is there anything that just drives you crazy or just makes you super unhappy?
I get so pissed when i think about school or when i see hella gapers "slide on the box"
So, NS, what can't you handle when you ski?
Dec 4 2014 12:34AM
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PungentMelon
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qmackWhen you're only 14 and your parents wont drive you to the hill thats litterly down the street


if its so close then walk. :/
Dec 4 2014 8:56PM
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veng_m
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GrahamGouldIt would be nice if lift tickets didn't cost so much, but asside from that I can't complain about anything


haha you said ass you said assss^
Dec 4 2014 9:06PM
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DASZ.mp4
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ShredsterrWhen you fall on a feature in front of a bunch of skiers that you saw on the last run do a gnarly train on said feature. And then your spaghetti falls out of your pockets and no matter how much you push on it, it just wont go back in your pocket that darn spaghetti. Now you've got tomato sauce all over your pants and you're kneeling down crying because you can't believe you spilled your fucking spaghetti.


Is this a metaphor?
Dec 4 2014 10:16PM
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Zurg
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Getting snaked/cut off, or when your headphone falls out of your ear...
Dec 4 2014 10:35PM
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Seanlynch11
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Shin Bang
Dec 4 2014 10:37PM
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Unsweetened
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ShredsterrSweet attempt at advertising bro.


ok....I see you
Dec 4 2014 11:12PM
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Unsweetened
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Unsweetenedbummed that a lot of us are blind to the industry as a whole. A lot of us put our lives into the sport only to be another price point for the new guy on the block trying to push his new (insert merch here.) these companies use us as pawns to advertise, to push their name, their image. We are sliding billboards, and for what? A free pair of skis or a discounted jacket from china? (Get real, the prices these companies pay for their product from China is WAY less than any "deal" they say they got you with)

Nah, thats all shit. There are only a few of us actually making it while the rest of us "wannabe's" struggle with these companies that treat us like just another figure on their whiteboards. We need to stand up for what makes us. Fuck all the free shit, work for it, and if you dig the product fucking buy it. Stand for quality and for fuck sake dont sell out our lifestyle.

Shout out to Revision, a company that has a solid crew, market plan, and vision. Among many other solid teams out, the revision boys have a place and feel like their efforts really are appreciated.


ski-hippieYou just totally discounted everything you said when you mentioned Revision


we make tea, not points ok
Dec 4 2014 11:20PM
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Nikolaus
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stopped lifts
Dec 4 2014 11:24PM
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gnarballsianm
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AnGaperKids who think they're the next wallisch, go out wearing his gonzo jacket from north face and have trouble keeping balance while doing spread eagles


All the down votes this comment got came from the kids he described.
Dec 4 2014 11:27PM
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btcski
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8 year olds and there moms in the park
Dec 4 2014 11:38PM
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yeahmon
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Mr.SaltyNot caring about fantasy sports because you know there are better things to talk about. But because nobody else at your school skis you just listen to the talk about fantasy football


This describes my life right here
Dec 4 2014 11:47PM
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Unsweetened
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Hate when people post stuff completely unrelated to the forum topic, also hate when skiers drop poles, and whoever makes an edit to gangster rap is a newb



https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/741535.0/worst-skier---worst-edit
Dec 5 2014 12:24AM
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JakeSalvador
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sometimes when I shit in the bathroom in the morning at the lodge there's this guy who has on multiple occasions attempted to gain entry to my stall and asks me to pee in his butt.
Dec 5 2014 12:35AM
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E__
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When the lift lines close.
Dec 5 2014 2:51AM
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Holte
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All you guys not saying ski boots are crazy.
Dec 5 2014 2:57AM
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hamman
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Ahh for me it is

blown knees and
driving home from the mountain
The high cost sometimes gets to me too, but if your smart it doesn't have to be.
Dec 5 2014 8:57AM
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owen.greene_
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leaving /thread
Dec 5 2014 9:13AM
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Sky.
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Unsweetenedhttps://www.newschoolers.com/watch/741535.0/worst-skier---worst-edit


Dope.
Dec 5 2014 9:19AM
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_69
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Getting toe bang, and getting ingrown toenails from said toebang, and then getting more for bang on top of that
Dec 5 2014 11:13AM
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snowmosexual
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JakeSalvadorsometimes when I shit in the bathroom in the morning at the lodge there's this guy who has on multiple occasions attempted to gain entry to my stall and asks me to pee in his butt.


You win, just made me crack up in class
Dec 5 2014 11:21AM
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Hogis
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The expenses.
Dec 5 2014 11:34AM
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YoungJ
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All the kids at school that say they ski too. Then I ask where they have a pass to and they say they go skiing for 3 days with their family. Then they say they do the tricks too.
Dec 5 2014 2:06PM
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J_SHAWN
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When asians get in your way, cut you off, or take your spot at lunch.
Dec 5 2014 7:37PM
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tac0.slayer
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Not living in a mountain town, and having to drive three hours to the hill
Dec 6 2014 1:16PM
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Earl_Globz
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So be slangin on the corner of the triple dub line right? And this fadin' ma comes slashin past the lip on some jive ass buttery nose triscut right? Turkey laid me on a mean roost o that iced coast chedda man! I holla'd, "Hey punk! Don't Ice my jerrys while i be waxin on my footy grip, i say you no gone pass me by again wavin' that jive, it'd be the last hand you dragged on my knuckle! Boy i got a lip for ya!" And dont you know. That shirt over his ass havin' no good snake-linin' just short on the line over a chicago cubs starter jacket and two pairs of jeans over his sweatpants with a pair of his dads head 360's sportin' gape scraper was sportin his hifi, tha ma dint hear a crop a what i was shreddin! Shit!
Dec 6 2014 1:43PM
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methscratchface
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skiing with girlfriends.....
Dec 6 2014 4:20PM
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Whooooop
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Ron_Jeremytaking off all your gear for the ride home is always a pain in the ass

+ Foggy Goggles piss me off
Dec 6 2014 6:00PM
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PDeg
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Wanting to ski all the time but things like school and no snow prevent it
Dec 6 2014 8:12PM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
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Shepuxhaving to leave


Happened to me today... bad
Dec 6 2014 9:19PM
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PungentMelon
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vermont_thotWhen it's so cold you have to wear a face warmer, but your breath makes it wet, and before you know it you have a cloth bound layer of ice making your face even colder than it would be with out the face warmer

Also, when your toes become so cold they get numb, and you ignore them because you can't feel anything. However, once you go inside and take your boots off you feel like your whole feet are about to fall off. Even walking is almost impossible.


and don't forget when the face mask starts to smell like shit if you don't remember to wash it...
Dec 7 2014 6:52PM
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Shredsterr
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JakeSalvadorsometimes when I shit in the bathroom in the morning at the lodge there's this guy who has on multiple occasions attempted to gain entry to my stall and asks me to pee in his butt.


You and SFB must go to the same hill
Dec 8 2014 9:56PM
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.graham.
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skiing is pretty fun
Jan 12 2015 8:18PM
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assatrailz
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When some random old nigga sit real close to you on lift and don't say shit
Jan 12 2015 8:28PM
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PungentMelon
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assatrailzWhen some random old nigga sit real close to you on lift and don't say shit


thats me...
Jan 12 2015 9:37PM
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skinfloot
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When there is a long ass lift line and people won't share lifts and catching edges spinning out of rails.
Jan 13 2015 5:36PM
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michiskier23
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when you find a sick line and get back to the lift to hit it again and the lift is closed
Jan 13 2015 11:34PM
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JGWI
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When I have to drag everything to my cold ass car which is on the other side of the parking lot after a long day of skiing.
Jan 13 2015 11:38PM
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shin-bang
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shin bang
Jan 13 2015 11:57PM
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mikesampson
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ski boots... giving my feet bone spurs
Jan 14 2015 11:50AM
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youngloaf
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being broke as fuck
Jan 14 2015 12:12PM
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AmateurPilgrim
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One time I feel and dislocated my shoulder. That wasn't fun.
Jan 14 2015 6:14PM
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Shiro
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Not living near to a REALLY good Ski station.
Jan 14 2015 6:16PM
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jungalexanda
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The douchey rich kids who get lessons one time, a pair of armadas and go off the lips riding through the terrain park
Jan 14 2015 6:34PM
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PungentMelon
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ShiroNot living near to a REALLY good Ski station.


nowadays its called a mountain or a ski resort. not a station...
Jan 19 2015 1:52AM
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mhuddy_22
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lift lines for sure are pretty much the only thing that sucks about skiing. That and rain...
Jan 19 2015 9:20AM
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gperry1
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Just missing the last chair after you hauled ass down the last run to get the last chair
Jan 19 2015 11:53AM
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AKICHOU
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getting snaked by gapes
Jan 20 2015 1:06PM
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AKICHOU
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getting snaked by gapes
Jan 20 2015 1:06PM
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thesatanist
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UnsweetenedHate when people post stuff completely unrelated to the forum topic, also hate when skiers drop poles, and whoever makes an edit to gangster rap is a newb



https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/741535.0/worst-skier---worst-edit


Unsweetened life, fuck em all
Jan 22 2015 12:56PM
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finnjo
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Having a sweatshirt in heavy rain
Feb 7 2015 11:54PM
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