Replying to How I got my girlfriend back

Hey guys, I finally got my girlfriend back and I just had to tell someone, so here goes I guess.

I'm 21 years old, and these past few months have been rather grim since my girlfriend of two years left me. After three weeks with little- to no contact I hatch a plan to get her back.

My girlfriend always had an english Cocker Spaniel she loved, probably even more than me. While my girlfriend was at work i kidnapped her dog from her back yard. Buster was really happy to see me, must have missed me I guess.

Anyways she posts on Facebook that her dog has run away. I don't comment or anything, everything goes according to plan. After chilling with Buster for a few days at my place i call my ex and tell her that Buster showed up at my house.
She shows up at my place in tears and thanks me.

"You're welcome, it was really good to see buster... a-and you."
She smiles, hugs me and leaves.

Fuck i guess i have to try again. I wait another week and kidnap the poor fella once morem then call her with the good news. It's surprisingly easy when she just lets the fucker play around in the yard all day.
Anyways, she shows up while me and Buster are playing outside.
"Wow he must've really missed you"
"Heh, yeah i missed him too."
"He's not the only one who's missed you" - i kiss her and ask her to stay.
And that ladies and gentlemen is how i got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog.

This was just four days ago so I've been feeling great lately. :^)