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How I got my girlfriend back

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Bateman
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Hey guys, I finally got my girlfriend back and I just had to tell someone, so here goes I guess.

I'm 21 years old, and these past few months have been rather grim since my girlfriend of two years left me. After three weeks with little- to no contact I hatch a plan to get her back.

My girlfriend always had an english Cocker Spaniel she loved, probably even more than me. While my girlfriend was at work i kidnapped her dog from her back yard. Buster was really happy to see me, must have missed me I guess.

Anyways she posts on Facebook that her dog has run away. I don't comment or anything, everything goes according to plan. After chilling with Buster for a few days at my place i call my ex and tell her that Buster showed up at my house.
She shows up at my place in tears and thanks me.

"You're welcome, it was really good to see buster... a-and you."
She smiles, hugs me and leaves.

Fuck i guess i have to try again. I wait another week and kidnap the poor fella once morem then call her with the good news. It's surprisingly easy when she just lets the fucker play around in the yard all day.
Anyways, she shows up while me and Buster are playing outside.
"Wow he must've really missed you"
"Heh, yeah i missed him too."
"He's not the only one who's missed you" - i kiss her and ask her to stay.
And that ladies and gentlemen is how i got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog.

This was just four days ago so I've been feeling great lately. :^)
Dec 3 2014 8:19PM
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SKI.ING
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0/10
Dec 3 2014 8:22PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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This is pathological.
Dec 3 2014 8:30PM
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flacotaco
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Champ
Dec 3 2014 8:31PM
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.Hugo.
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lol bye bye

thats kinda fucked up though... which is also what makes it awesome
Dec 3 2014 8:32PM
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ABdrummer
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-1/10
Dec 3 2014 8:33PM
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ABdrummer
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ABdrummer-1/10


Fuck.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrIsLNHCYAA0YS_.jpg
Dec 3 2014 8:34PM
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El_Barto.
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Your story kidnapped my heart
Dec 3 2014 8:34PM
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Titus69
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Wow, that was touching. Now kidnap dat virginity
Dec 3 2014 8:47PM
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SFB
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even though you got the story from 4chan i still enjoyed it.

+k
Dec 3 2014 8:51PM
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Chewy.
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Hahahaha please let this be true.
Dec 3 2014 8:52PM
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amieastcoastyet
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Lmfao

Imagine if she read this thread
Dec 3 2014 8:52PM
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Bateman
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hamfacegirl2.0Hahahaha please let this be true.


Autism confirmed for hamfacegirl yet again
Dec 3 2014 9:01PM
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ANDR01D
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Reminds me of the time I got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her and locking her in my basement. It took a while, but she came around. My friend said it was due to some city in Sweden. Swedes are so nice!
Dec 3 2014 9:07PM
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lurking
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OP is so cool that he kidnaps animals
Dec 3 2014 9:10PM
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Chewy.
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H.ScorpioAutism confirmed for hamfacegirl yet again


I know.
Dec 3 2014 9:26PM
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robbinJAHood
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she only loves you for your "dog saving" skills
Dec 3 2014 9:30PM
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JTTrembles
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Bitches love a dude with a way with dogs
Dec 4 2014 7:47AM
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louie.mirags
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Does she really want you back or she just needed some D and you had her dog? It is cool to fuck again but maybe try to withhold serious feelings that way she can't let you down again. Easier said than done....
Dec 4 2014 8:39AM
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yelsel
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yeah, that's totally not creepy or anything. not at all.
Dec 4 2014 8:40AM
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mac_and*cheese
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ScaredwhiteboyThis is pathological.


^
Dec 4 2014 10:03AM
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onLINE
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I bet she suck'd a lot of d's in the 3 weeks you guys were apart.
Dec 4 2014 1:56PM
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airplaneface
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I think that's illegal
Dec 4 2014 4:56PM
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Phobia
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may or may not be completely copied from 4chan
Dec 4 2014 7:22PM
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NPF
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/741875/Lost--amp--Found-Trailer
Dec 7 2014 2:22AM
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skier58284
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"Wow he must've really missed you"
"Heh, yeah i missed him too."
"He's not the only one who's missed you"
Who said what in that exchange? It could make sense either way.

Also OP is a betafag for trying to get back with an ex girlfriend.
Dec 7 2014 3:56AM
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Lé.Skiing
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A good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk
Dec 7 2014 4:01AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
A good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk
Dec 7 2014 4:06AM
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Lé.Skiing
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A good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk
Dec 7 2014 4:08AM
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Lé.Skiing
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A good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk
Dec 7 2014 4:08AM
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Lé.Skiing
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A good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk
Dec 7 2014 4:08AM
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ANDR01D
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Lé.SkiingA good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk


Lé.SkiingA good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk


Lé.SkiingA good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk


Lé.SkiingA good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk


Lé.SkiingA good way to get your GF back is by punching her in the dick.. lol I'm drunk


Pentapost FTW!
Dec 7 2014 9:28AM
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Bateman
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Sh4dow"Wow he must've really missed you"
"Heh, yeah i missed him too."
"He's not the only one who's missed you"
Who said what in that exchange? It could make sense either way.

Also OP is a betafag for trying to get back with an ex girlfriend.


>betafag

b&
Dec 7 2014 9:40AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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im calling the cops
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