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If parks were only known for one thing

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Duck_Sauce
Posts: 288 - Karma: 4,005
Loon: Downrail capitol of the world
Dec 1 2014 9:43PM
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
Breck: Jocks and pro hoes
Dec 1 2014 9:47PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
gore: 5 shitty rails and 6 unwaxed boxes
Dec 1 2014 9:59PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
brighton: toobz
Dec 1 2014 10:02PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7520 - Karma: 51,251
Magic: try and survive hitting a flat rail
Dec 1 2014 10:06PM
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J_Steez
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 4,239
sugarbush: creative as fuck
Dec 1 2014 10:08PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Bear:OG as fuck
Dec 1 2014 10:10PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2459 - Karma: 5,783
PC: Kings Crown and 4bi9
Dec 1 2014 10:16PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
Tline: outrageous slush
Dec 1 2014 11:14PM
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GrumpisPringle
Posts: 630 - Karma: 728
PC: perfect jumps
Dec 1 2014 11:56PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
MSLM

Pack as many giant features into a tiny Ontario hill as possible.
Dec 1 2014 11:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
rabbit hill: the 4 kink rail that we never put in is pretty fun.
Dec 2 2014 12:01AM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,838
all parks: not as fun as powder
Dec 2 2014 12:05AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Pebble creek:
















That's sums it up
Dec 2 2014 8:17AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
glen eden: our 30 footer is an XL
Dec 2 2014 8:53AM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Alta: Just go to Wildcat
Dec 2 2014 10:32AM
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CONE
Posts: 71 - Karma: 611
Wachusett : non existent park crew results in DIY setup, resulting in a skier impaling himself on a metal spike sticking out from our hood rat rails
Dec 2 2014 11:25AM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
Tline: where the fun never ends


get it because of its season
Dec 2 2014 11:34AM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Stevens pass: the snowboarders park

crystal mountain: sad attempt at pleasing the younger crowd, thus pushing park skiers to stevens pass... The over population is real

sunvalley / dollar: small line straight to pro/ XL setups
Dec 2 2014 12:04PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 638
J_Steezsugarbush: creative as fuck


More like Sugarbush: let's put every single rail sideways
Dec 2 2014 12:44PM
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StonewalJackson
Posts: 63 - Karma: 30
Mr.noodlegore: 5 shitty rails and 6 unwaxed boxes


I heard that all of the boxes at gore are unwaxed.
Dec 2 2014 12:51PM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
boreal- tries to be the ghetto mountain of tahoe

northstar- gaper capitol of the world

squaw- the mountain that wants to be mammoth
Dec 2 2014 1:04PM
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Carinthia- belongs out west(so many options)
Dec 2 2014 1:41PM
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ThatBrokeSkiKid
Posts: 73 - Karma: 109
Carinthia-Should we add a another flat-down or an a-frame
Dec 2 2014 2:21PM
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JonnyK
Posts: 307 - Karma: 1,964
Moose Mountain: tiny jumps with bad lips and dirt landings
Dec 2 2014 2:53PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,795
Parra - one sutable rail.
Dec 2 2014 2:57PM
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GetOnMyNeville
Posts: 63 - Karma: 184
Perfect North: Lets cram as many features as we possibly can into an acre of ski-able terrain.


I can't complain though, the set up is always pretty dope with how small of an area they have to work with there.
Dec 2 2014 3:06PM
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UOSnow
Posts: 15 - Karma: 107
Bachelor: Perfectly groomed features covered in 5 inches of fresh
rails are always buttery though
Dec 2 2014 3:18PM
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t-chettaa
Posts: 164 - Karma: 53
CONEWachusett : non existent park crew results in DIY setup, resulting in a skier impaling himself on a metal spike sticking out from our hood rat rails


After 2 weeks they finally set up 2 rails
Dec 2 2014 3:41PM
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linus_deboss
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 1,914
Laax: fucking arrogant snowboarders... shapecrew only consists of snowboarders... whole park designed for snowboarders... still sick park.
Dec 2 2014 3:52PM
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
Camp Fortune

everything is sticky
Dec 2 2014 3:53PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Hyland: Ice and Gapers
Dec 2 2014 3:56PM
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White_Goodman
Posts: 101 - Karma: 139
Trollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders
Dec 2 2014 3:59PM
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kmfoley2
Posts: 127 - Karma: 277
carinthia- lets kill all the gapers with crazy features
Dec 2 2014 4:03PM
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Alexzastre
Posts: 68 - Karma: 177
Grouse Mountain: There's a view
Dec 2 2014 4:10PM
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last_tango
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pats peak: Jump to no landing and gapers all over your landings.
Dec 2 2014 4:25PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
Bristol Mountain: so much potential, shitty park crew
Dec 2 2014 4:31PM
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fordbennett
Posts: 146 - Karma: 318
Timberline: Windells kids and a park crew manager with a ski pole up his ass 24/7
Dec 2 2014 4:39PM
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TCuv
Posts: 152 - Karma: 51
oh my god

Loon: land of unfortunately never ending snowboard friendly features and massachusetts
Sunday River: "want to join park crew?"... "yes"... "you're in"
Dec 2 2014 4:42PM
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johnblaze
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 2,690
thenosefaceboreal- tries to be the ghetto mountain of tahoe

northstar- gaper capitol of the world

squaw- the mountain that wants to be mammoth


haha i was trying to think of one for squaw, and that is pretty good!
Dec 2 2014 5:28PM
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jordini
Posts: 135 - Karma: 609
sugarloaf: short sticky flatbars
Dec 2 2014 5:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
Gore: 10' gaps onto everything(even 8' features, aframes etc)
Dec 2 2014 5:55PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Southington: ATTENTION WE NOW HAVE 8, YES 8 METAL TUBE RAILS!! DENTS AND ALL!!!
Dec 2 2014 5:57PM
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brokenankles
Posts: 181 - Karma: 835
PC:12 year olds are better than everone
Dec 2 2014 6:23PM
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Oli_Kelski
Posts: 82 - Karma: 48
JahLiamglen eden: our 30 footer is an XL


Mate if you (or any other North Americans/Euros complaining about their park) think you got it bad try skiing park in North Island NZ, we've only ever had about 1 jump as big as 30, but the park crew called it a 50ft
Dec 2 2014 6:27PM
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john_k
Posts: 347 - Karma: 931
White_GoodmanTrollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders


The greatest place you've never ridden
Dec 2 2014 6:36PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
Oli_KelskiMate if you (or any other North Americans/Euros complaining about their park) think you got it bad try skiing park in North Island NZ, we've only ever had about 1 jump as big as 30, but the park crew called it a 50ft



Whakapapa?


Also jump size is like dick size. Especially when it's kids talking about it on the internet. Everyone has an 80' jump and a 12" dick(yes even the girls)
Dec 2 2014 6:42PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
White_GoodmanTrollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders


This is definitely the case, but the fact that they typically open in October with a solid setup makes those first few preseason weeks amazing. Then I go to acton because driving almost 3 hours sucks.
Dec 2 2014 7:00PM
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