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Best friend quotes

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frickindarn
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I want to see some of the best quotes your closest of friends have ever said. Whether its ski related or not. Here's 2 I'll never forget.

"Landing a triple is all about the landing." -@timmydeboss (Timmy devoss

"If she's old enough to pee; she's old enough for me."-@artframedinflesh (hunter tillman)
Dec 1 2014 3:27AM
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miroz
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Hahaha I have this one friend who just says kinda dumb shit. We think it's hilarious.

"You know, I'm an honest person but if its a drug test I don't give a fuck."

"I took that sixty dollar class about fapping without my hands. I'm doin it right now (winces in pleasure)."

I wrote down a bunch of 'em. I always teased him that I would make a scrapbook full of the lewd things he's said.
Dec 1 2014 4:41AM
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.Hugo.
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We had a facebook page dedicated to one of my friends sayings. He made us delete it a few weeks ago though since hes applying for jobs. Wish I had a better memory
Dec 1 2014 8:12AM
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All_Alpine
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"Sometimes you have to use your dick for the forces of good, it's like a light-sabre"
Dec 1 2014 9:50AM
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Blurst
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*You ever tongue punch a brown star?*
Dec 1 2014 9:57AM
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J-C
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"When you do anal its like if your penis was having a sword battle with her poop"
Dec 1 2014 10:23AM
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W1nn1ng
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My best friend on asking out a girl "So there once was a young man, he asked a bitch to lunch, she never responded and then it didn't matter, and that young man feels better. Fin."

Another from him "Strippers, an ordinary girl cannot do the shit that they do man. Trust me, a regular white girl trying to be all sexy and shit just doesn't work out."
Dec 1 2014 10:38AM
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louie.mirags
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wolfbackpack"If she's old enough to pee; she's old enough for me."-@artframedinflesh (hunter tillman)


OP, your buddy is not the first to come up with that...
Dec 1 2014 10:39AM
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robbinJAHood
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"I mean if it was less than a minute does it even count?"
Dec 1 2014 11:10AM
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erica
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/634907/I-CANT-FEEL-MY-FACE
Dec 1 2014 11:20AM
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QuantumMechanic
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I keep track of crazy quotes in a note on my phone. These are from various friends:



"I smoked weed with a midget once!"

"Go with who will put out" - regarding prom

"I just sneezed while shitting and it finished the job"

"I am the resident cockblock"

"The best things in life are dick-shaped"

"I thought he was there to party!" - retrospectively describing the officer who gave him an MIP

"You've got 30 inches of dick, I'm sure you could make it into a knot"
Dec 2 2014 11:54AM
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270on420out
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My friend was going through nudes he recieved on his phone. This pic popped up of a girl in a spread eagle position with a close up on her ham wallet. My friend then just says "wouldn't it be great to just dump some chili in there and scarf it down". Weirdest thing I've ever heard anyone say but I was pissing myself.
Dec 2 2014 12:00PM
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