Dumbest Thing You've Done High

SVmikeAfter way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.

savvy_skigot super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen

El_Barto.That stoner logic is off the charts. lololol